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You know he's a CyberDom when.........
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You know he's a CyberDom when......... He tells you he has 15 years of experience of knifeplay, and you realise he means from his time in the Scouts He says of course online roleplay counts as real time experience He asks to borrow some money from you until his next unemployment cheque gets in He tells you his wife fully supports him but doesn't allow his submissives to phone him or go out with him in public He gives you references but tells you they won't remember him as he's changed his nic so many times His hobbies include taxidermy and train spotting He tells you he's getting much better at<b> fire play </font></b>as he hasn't burnt the monitor in months He gives you his IP address when you ask where he lives He tells you he is a PolyDom and has 33 submissives so far His first question to you is, do you have a webcam? He is not interested in your references, only your statistics He doesn't want to attend local munches because he is agoraphobic and hasn't left his house in 40 years He wants you to call him MasterDominantLordofAll, even on the phone He asks you for your typing speed before asking your name You ask him if you will ever meet him and he logs off suddenly and you never hear from him again This is obviously a humourous look at the world of online players. I would hate anyone to take offense as there are some serious online relationships out there. Although I am lucky enough to have a real time relationship I am aware of the limitations of others. This is just good natured teasing of the Cyber Kings out there. And be honest, we all know one or two 
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4/11/2007 11:29 am |
LOL!! i love it!! 
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Some great humor is always appreciated. Well done.!
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