I HAD TO DO IT!!!! - a Blog Post by SverigesAngel

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12/19/2008 9:00 pm

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I HAD TO DO IT!!!!

This is to friggin' outstandingly funny! It gets points for being a little different then the usual ones. I simply HAD to share this one with you! It's one of my oh so lovely e-mails that I get all the time... Do they really think that they are important enough for me to get upset? No don't answer that one, or please do on second thought.

For the record, I find these kind of things outrageously funny, and I enjoy biting back. It's a great way to get some frustrations out. Oooooooo, I hope she (but it's prob he) mails me again, since I have lots of frustrations at the moment...

Just read it, and I posted my reply to it underneath!

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"Subject: Thank God

What a pleasure you must be. Speaking so many languages with the exception of english, judging by your lack of punctuation. A comma or period goes a long way.
Also, thanks for informing the rest of us that you're only here for the friends you have already made here. I hope we all understand what I've picked up on. Your gracious presence is so appreciated. All of us little people are at your feet. As a woman I'm happy that you have vindicated me and us all by separating yourself from the rest of us. You are the most precious. Anonymously, we're all models!
Minds, however are not now nor will they ever be judged or challenged by a picture or capital letters with nice colors.
Happy Holidays.

Lisa "

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My reply:

"Well I'm sooooooooooo God damned fucking sorry that English was the 4th language I learned! I don't consider it that important of a language you know, and this is an international site in case it has slipped your notice... I know enough to get my point across!

Funny how that's the only thing you could find to pick on! How many languages have you managed to learn in your lifetime? Oh I'm sorry, I see, only one!

BTW, English is written with a capitol! You over punctuate! Ever heard of paragraphs?

Interesting name you have for a male, Lisa!

Now go FUCK yourself!"

She writes from a male profile, her lover but her own has been removed... ????

Anyone wanna mail her? I share if you want to, cause I shouldn't keep all the fun to myself, it's not nice!

Oh, yeah I stand corrected. I'm missing a comma on my profile!

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UPDATE: A few more exchanges....

Subject:RE: RE: Thank God

Capital is spelled with an A before the L.
I'm not the least bit surprised by your reaction.

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REPLY: Oh you aren't? Not much of a comeback now, is it!

Why aren't you surprised? Why did you even bother to write the drivel you sent me?

Do you even realize how damned funny you are? I might make some small mistakes in the English department and misspelling capitAl, but you are making a complete ass out of your self!!!

Let a day or so go by and check out my Blog. You might find what other English speaking members think of your e-mail. Don't worry I'm NOT breaking Traffic Cat Inc's terms of agreement. I'm not posting your handle, even though by God it's tempting to do so. Reading your own e-mail on my blog, and members reaction to it, might enlighten you, but probably not...

You started the nonsense mailing, not me. Now suffer, it might make you think twice about mailing hateful stuff to someone on here! Have you ever heard of: "If you don't have anything nice to say, say nothing at all."?

I've been on this site to long to be intimidated by ass-hats like you....

Next time THINK before you mail, not everyone is a timid little flower. Actually, since your own English, when writing isn't that great, maybe you shouldn't write anything complaining of anyone else's language abilities? You seem fond of incomplete sentences. Just saying....

I DO stand corrected on my punctuation, I was missing a comma on my profile. I'm eternally indebted to you sharp observations.

Maybe brains aren't measured by pretty colors, but the ability to write html, which btw is counted as another language, is!

You come across as a jealous, bitter PMSing bitch, if it really is the female writing, because the tone of what was mailed to me is more masculine!

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Then THIS pops into my mailbox:

SUBJECT: Only you...

Only you could convince the photographer that you had purple hair, green neon, LOL, and still be beautiful. I love your daring. We're gonna be friends you and I.
Wanna try to "Out Bitch me"
I'll find out if you block my mail.
Don't be a coward and would you please get rid of the stupid Lightblue testimonial "very Sexy". How does that not make you sick?
Jesus Christ!!)%$@

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REPLY: I ignore his testimonial. If it makes him feel loved and important by having me accepting it, why not?

I would be most happy to try to out-bitch you! I already sent a superiorly bitchy reply to your last reply to me...

Is it really the female writing? Like I said, I mostly get this kinda crap from the "gentlemen" on here!

I NEVER have nor will I ever block ANYONE! Not in e-mail, nor on my blog. Everyone has a right to their opinion, but I then have the right to answer back!

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Last missive:

SUBJECT: RE: RE: Only you...

Then again I've been out bitched before. You're not the first or the best. But you are impressive. You should be proud. Something tells me that you are.
Humor can be a great outlet. But you have to look deep for the fun in life. Your first instinct was to insult and I don't blame you. A stranger writes you without praising your tits or ass. I'm truly flattered you responded and I must be honest, I don't send shat mail. Then again, I don't write or seek out "blogs". Nothing against those who do but I don't live inside this infernal machine.
You keep asking if I'm the female. I am. But Mike does like to write.
Glad that you found your true love, and thanks for the exchange but I will not check out your blog. After reading your responses I can't imagine it being anything more than self appreciative dribble. Bloggers have this notion that they are saying something that is news for the rest of us when in fact, this mail does that very thing without the inflated self absorbed opinion that there are millions who can wait for our next word. This is more personal. But, by your own admission, you feel a kind of power in helping a person feel important by accepting their testimonial. Bless your heart. That guy probably sleeps well because of it.
You win! You "Out Bitched Me" Congrats! Sucker.
Are you so easily drawn into everything. Quick tempered. Hit first, ask questions later? That's Ok. Movies always need a victim. Drama.
Here I am however. Awake and writing a response to your bait. I'm disappointed in myself. Less of a person? Not at all.
You are probably a very interesting woman with brains and sensitivity. You are probably the one that always brings just the right thing to a party and grasps attention once you enter the room. Stealing attention from the married men who've never had a chance while they try to divert their eyes before their wives notice you have stolen the moment.
I'll admit to having done the same. I've heard. It's not my goal.
Thanks for reminding me of something I cherish.
Lisa

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Was she trying to be complimentary with her first e-mail???? Does she come across as somewhat unstable? How about HER punctuation skills? I find it pretty horrible and her writing very cumbersome and choppy, but maybe it's only me?

Dayum, this is a LONG post!

The Swedish Angel
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