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Word of the day
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Word of the day Today's word is FUCK. Fuck [fek - the "e" is upside down but I don't know how to do that with a standard keyboard sorry] verb: intransitive verb 1. copulate: to engage in coitus with - sometimes used interjectionally with an object (as a personal reflexive pronoun) to express anger, contempt, or disgust 2. to deal with unfairly or harshly: cheat, screw Fuck as a noun 1. an act of copulation 2. a sexual partner 3a. damn b. used especially with "the" as a meaningless intensive [what the fuck do you want from me] 4. fucker It says the origin of the word fuck as a verb is akin to Dutch fokken to breed cattle, Swedish dialect fokka to copulate. First known use circa 1503. It also says the first known use of the word fuck as a nous was in 1680. Someone dared me to use this as my word of the day and then sent me the following so I'm going to share it cuz it made me laugh so hard I peed myself. So I'm going to go clean up and as a warning to you please have your depends on or be reading this on the toilet  Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "fuck." It is the one magical word which by just its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and of course, love. And, while I know many people may easily be offended when they hear someone say "fuck", I also know many of you do use it in your daily speech when at work, at play, wherever, whenever… To those of you who do find using the word ‘fuck’ to be offensive, please don’t be alarmed because when properly used, I believe it adds to your prestige. Allow me to illustrate. First off, "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck), or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), or a noun (Mary is a really great fuck). And then, it can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). Now then, it is quite obvious there just are not many words as versatile as "fuck." As further proof of just how versatile the word ‘fuck’ is, let us explore its usage beyond its sexual connotation. Quite simply, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations, such as: Fraud: I got fucked by my insurance agent. Dismay: Oh fuck, we’re out of beer! Problem: I guess I'm fucked now. Aggression: Fuck you! Passive: Fuck me. Confusion: What the fuck? Difficulty: I just don’t understand this fucking business. Despair: Fucked again. Philosophical: Who gives a fuck? Religious: Holy Fuck. Incompetence: He's all fucked up. Laziness: He hasn’t done a fucking thing. Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here? Rebellion: Just fuck off! I mean seriously, ...FUCK OFF! Surprise: Fucking Incredible! Sarcasm: Fucking incredible. Just fucking incredible. NOW THEN, in some other real life instances the word fuck offers the user many options, such as - It can open the door to wonderful relationships - "C’mon babe, let's fuck." It can be used in descriptive anatomy – “He's such a fucking asshole.” It can be used to qualify one’s character – “He’s a fucking moron.” It can be used to tell time – “No way, it's five fucking thirty already?” It can be used in business - How did I get this fucking job? It can be a prediction – “… will I ever get fucked for this”! It can offer direction - Why don’t you take a flying fuck through a rolling donut? It can demonstrate your gratitude - Fuck you very much. It can confirm your GPS needs an update - Where the fuck are we? Or be the basis of an old Indian joke - “We the ‘fugowee’?” And of course we all know it can have maternal connotations - as in "Mother." There again, It can be nautical – “the fucking spinnaker halyard is jammed!” Or, it can be used as an enhancement to the meaning of a word or words such as – “Abso-fucking-lutely”, “Out-fucking-rageous”, and the evermore popular announcement of “Un-fucking-believable”. But perhaps no where is the usage of ‘fuck’ more prevalent than on a golf course. To clarify, phrases often spoken by golfers are: - Nice fucking shot. - Ahh shit, I’m in the fucking water - Damn, you sliced the fuck out of that ball - Not another fucking bunker? Fuck. - Did you see the fucking tits on that beer bitch? (usually to be followed by) - Whaddaya think I’m fucking blind? - Nice fucking putt Alice* (common remark when fellow male player leaves an easy putt well short of the hole). And no doubt the most common phrase used during play after hitting a poor shot from an ‘easy lay’ is: - “Wha’duh fuck?” (def: easy lay – ball sitting up, in the fucking fairway) Ohhh fuck! I almost fucking forgot. The use of the word ‘fuck’ can be POLITICAL as well: – What the fuck? I’m fucking unemployed. Can’t make my fucking mortgage, the fucking bank is going to foreclose on my fucking house, and ‘Fucking Obama’ is vacationing on Martha’s fucking Vineyard again. So while the mind could become easily boggled at the many many creative uses for the word “fuck”. It really isn’t all that fucking hard to use. See what I mean? “Here's wishing you a nice ‘fucking’ day.” |
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LMAO ..that was a great post...got me fucking laughing...now my fucking gut is hurting...i loved it...you are fucking good...hope you had a fucking good day..enjoy..
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