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Quick one... ;)  

ties06 65M
222 posts
8/29/2008 1:03 am

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1/12/2010 11:34 am
Quick one... ;)

Substitute geology with what ever you wish...

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about geology?' and he smiles.
'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A , a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss geology when you don't know shit?

amusementlaught 58F

10/29/2008 6:22 am


ties06 65M
321 posts
10/29/2008 2:20 pm

 Say Hi sometime - will you?


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