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Blogs > rm_Annie3683 > Living, breathing, and loving

Wife's diaphragm  

rm_Annie3683 59F
299 posts
12/3/2011 8:04 pm

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12/5/2011 8:48 pm
Wife's diaphragm

A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early<b> afternoon quickie. </font></b>"Don't worry," he assures her, "my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there's no risk." As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop! I forgot to bring birth control!" "No problem," he replies, "I'll get my wife's diaphragm." After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. "That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me!"

vorple 71M
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700 posts
12/4/2011 10:12 am

 You have some great jokes. I read them all..


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