1448 posts 5/21/2017 12:53 pm
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Sorry, I was drunk.
I am now calling myself the sultan Greek philosopher, as I have a little harem on tow! The collection is growing!!! Women like PURPLE, how many times do I have to say it? Trust me! I think I even have some purple on me, always! The harem is probably to remain virtual, but you never know... Arrangements are frantically been made for acquiring a 12 seater mini bus, just in case, as I hear they all want to go shopping together. I got them all some high viz lipsticks, so I don't lose them at the mall. I have green and purple! They can use any one, or both together!
Sorry, I was drunk . What do you think of that one? Have you ever heard it? ( Hope not from the person you spend last night with, after they just woke up and took a look at you! ) Does the "drunk" person get's exonerated? Is it even a good excuse?
Could it be, that when someone is drunk, they are also more honest as they do not care, for what feelings to show and express? Kind of thing like do with their innocence. Or is it just beer goggles and no brain, feelings, instinct, or thought? I think when someone is drunk, as well as been silly, they are actually more honest than when sober. I do not include those who drink and become aggressive or looking for a fight in my thought here. It is just the "good" drunks, and not the "bad" ones, for now. You hear the truth from drunks and , they say.
"Sorry, I was drunk" as an excuse, does not cut it for me. I know what it means, ( Only from what my friends tell me, of course! Never from my last nights partner! ) or why it may be used as an excuse for something done, said, or not. Even instead of " you are not my type", but a bad excuse, all round. Are you happy with that excuse? I personaly prefer the truth.
A couple of drunk jokes today.
I woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast. I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan. "What are you doing?" I asked her. She said "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very Drunk," she replied. Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself ,"I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband. 'It is 3 o'clock in the morning.' He slams the door and returns to bed. 'Who was that?' asked his wife. 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push!' 'Did you help him?' she asks. 'No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the Morning and it is pouring rain outside!' His wife said, 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be<b> ashamed </font></b>of yourself!' The man gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, 'Hello. Are you still there?' 'Yes,' comes back the answer. 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband. 'Yes! Please!' comes the reply from the darkness. 'Where are you?' asks the husband. 'Over here on the swing!' replies the drunk.
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4077 posts 5/21/2017 12:53 pm |
Now, someone, please pass me a drink please. Cheers.
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37235 posts 5/21/2017 1:40 pm |
this IS AN awesome COLOUR COMBINATION keep it!!! i AM GOING BACK TO BEING #1
(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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4077 posts 5/21/2017 1:56 pm |
Quoting pocogato12: this IS AN awesome COLOUR COMBINATION keep it!!! i AM GOING BACK TO BEING #1
Oh pocogato, you mean it's true? Will I need something bigger that 12 seats? Thanx for popping in.
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859 posts 5/21/2017 1:57 pm |
.cheers
Today i broke my personal record for most consecutive days alive.
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4077 posts 5/21/2017 2:00 pm |
Hey qwerty. Lets drink to that! We can use that excuse as well then! Thanx for visiting.
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50231 posts 5/21/2017 4:21 pm |
i don't know...
i think the shade of purple is kind of hard to see with black font color...i might pick violet or light purple back ground, if you are gonna stay with black font...otherwise, i like purple background with aqua/light blue font color better...the contrast is easy to see on eyes...
just my two cents...
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13851 posts 5/21/2017 5:18 pm |
^^ dammit hinj, now I'm going to be humming "I love you... you love me...."
Interestingly enough I saw a 12 seater bus for sale today while I was looking at new cars... I thought "that'd make a helluva party bus!"
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4077 posts 5/21/2017 10:11 pm |
Quoting japaneseass: i don't know...
i think the shade of purple is kind of hard to see with black font color...i might pick violet or light purple back ground, if you are gonna stay with black font...otherwise, i like purple background with aqua/light blue font color better...the contrast is easy to see on eyes...
just my two cents...
Thanx japaneseass. Still at testing stage ha ha. Light purple and black text sounds good. Thanx for visiting.
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4077 posts 5/21/2017 10:15 pm |
hey hinj1. The internet says women like blue, so it must be true, no? You may be different! See you at the swings! Thanx for visiting.
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4077 posts 5/21/2017 10:18 pm |
Quoting TicklePlease: ^^ dammit hinj, now I'm going to be humming "I love you... you love me...."
Interestingly enough I saw a 12 seater bus for sale today while I was looking at new cars... I thought "that'd make a helluva party bus!"
Hey tickleplease. Sing louder so I can hear too! Party bus? You are giving me ideas! Thanx for the visit.
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4077 posts 5/21/2017 10:24 pm |
Hi hinj1. Love the tubbies. How did you know? I like what you do with the samples for colour of hand bags ha ha! I think light purple and black text looks like the new curtains here! Thanx again.
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16552 posts 5/22/2017 2:28 am |
Happy drunks and nasty drunks... what a difference. But I'll stay away from both just to be safe. Loved that swing joke!
Maybe a lighter purple if you have to? . Or a teal print? This was a *little* hard to read...
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4077 posts 5/22/2017 12:25 pm |
Hey author.I think it will end up a light purple background with black font. Now come here and cook my sock! Thanx for popping by.
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4077 posts 5/22/2017 12:29 pm |
Quoting goodatpoetry2: Happy drunks and nasty drunks... what a difference. But I'll stay away from both just to be safe. Loved that swing joke!
Maybe a lighter purple if you have to? . Or a teal print? This was a *little* hard to read...
Hi goodatpoetry. Looks like it will be light purple background and black font. The internet says women like it, I have a mini harem on the go, so it must be true, like all the other things the internet says! I like nice drunks, until they say that "sorry I was drunk" so you seem to take the safe option. I take risks! The swing joke....proper cheek and then some more Thanx for visiting.
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41171 posts 5/22/2017 12:34 pm |
Sorry, I was drunk to comment last night! "Sorry, I was drunk" is a cornered rat's way out, but maybe a cornered rat needs a way out!
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4077 posts 5/22/2017 12:42 pm |
Quoting spunkycumfun: Sorry, I was drunk to comment last night! "Sorry, I was drunk" is a cornered rat's way out, but maybe a cornered rat needs a way out!
Hey spunky! At least you stayed safe. I have in the far past left comments while under the influence....fun night, but a bit of trouble next morning! Imagine if I was a nasty drunk! And you are right again! A rat that feels cornered, needs to be let out, and hold the cat back, so mouse can run away for ever! Thanx for coming by.
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4077 posts 5/22/2017 2:18 pm |
Ahhh hello zara, my number one crush! Since your coming out, there are now a few more added on my harem! And a virtual mini bus, where all sorts would take place! Weird intelligence? Wow! Does that mean crazy, just not certificated, yet? Blue, purple, green and black. Has my number 1 crush got any suggestions for and easy read? Apart from Greek philosophy? Filakia ! Thanx for coming!
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544 posts 5/22/2017 8:38 pm |
Purple is my favorite color and much of that has to do with Prince. But I always liked purple. I like how you're using the different colors for the backgrounds of the posts. It looks great. I like the shade of green you're using (is it teal?) Ginger
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4077 posts 5/22/2017 9:31 pm |
We can not have hurting eyes Zara. Back to the drawing board then. Thanx for letting me know.
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4077 posts 5/22/2017 9:35 pm |
Quoting shadesofginger2: Purple is my favorite color and much of that has to do with Prince. But I always liked purple. I like how you're using the different colors for the backgrounds of the posts. It looks great. I like the shade of green you're using (is it teal?) Ginger
Hey ginger. A multi colour blog? Oh, how fruity! Ha ha, something for every one! Teal , I think it was used in a post. Thanx for popping by.
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32404 posts 5/23/2017 12:57 pm |
my eyes, my eyes - it took forever to read this. . too dark this color purple though i'd love to have a dress that color.
both jokes made me laugh out loud.............
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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4077 posts 5/23/2017 4:44 pm |
Quoting wickedeasy: my eyes, my eyes - it took forever to read this. . too dark this color purple though i'd love to have a dress that color.
both jokes made me laugh out loud.............
Hey wicked! Sorry about your eyes. Lighter next time. I promise. I don't have a purple dress either! Thanx for popping in. Now, come and give me a push!
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7262 posts 5/23/2017 7:28 pm |
Better have a deep credit card if you are going to be taking that harem shopping.
Vive La Difference
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4077 posts 5/24/2017 9:14 am |
Quoting tickles4us: Better have a deep credit card if you are going to be taking that harem shopping.
No need for that tickles4us! One of them is a Russian hacker! She got "funds" secured already! Anything you would like me to ask her??? Thanx for visiting.
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27112 posts 5/27/2017 6:22 pm |
I read blogs for content. And, in general, I find bright colours distracting and annoying.
It appears I am in the minority. Oh well, that's nothing new.
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