1448 posts 5/7/2017 10:48 am
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The common game
Are we all the same? Of course not.  But even as we are all different, I think we share so many common things.  Little things we do every day, similar or even exactly the same like others do. Boys, do you pull funny faces when you shave? Girls, does your mouth move when applying your eye/face make up? And what if the wind changed and we all stayed with the funny face for ever? 
Do you have any common things with others? Let's see!
If someone has mentioned any of your "commons", please don't forget to give them an agree vote, and of course, share your "commons" too.
Here is my list of some "commons", what I think I have in common with many, to get the ball rolling.
I keep all plastic bags in a drawer in my kitchen.
I park my car facing the same way every time I return home.
I am looking for someone sexy, as this is a sex site!
I own a pair of lucky pants.
I believe there is life on another planet.
I own a lot of single socks.
I only drink real coffee.
I can be silly without been drunk.
I keep all my sex toys in a bag under the bed.
I love the blogs.
Anything you fancy, and think you have in common, from how many times per day you think about sex, to what you do first thing on a Sunday morning, from what you do straight after sex, to how many orgasms you need for a great night.
Is this some sort of word game? Are blog games common?
A couple of common jokes? Oh no! Not this time! 3 "common" one liners too!
How was Colonel Sanders a too common male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
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How many common men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know-it doesn't happen often enough for us to have encountered the event.
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What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common? All were invented by women.
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An Obituary for common sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- Maybe it was my fault;
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not , are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly .
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his , Responsibility, and by his , Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I know my rights
I want it now
Someone else is to blame
I'm a victim
Not many attended his funeral because very few realized he was gone.
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The common rules of bedroom golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players' equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.
10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Some players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they consider to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning of bush around the hole to permit improved viewing of, alignment with and approach to the hole.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the course owner's request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance (time permitting) to play the same hole several times in one match.
16. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.
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4077 posts 5/7/2017 10:51 am |
Well as I am first in here, I like SEX  Here for the beer, and the votes lol!
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16552 posts 5/7/2017 12:32 pm |
Here's my commons with you...
I keep all plastic bags in a drawer in my kitchen.
I park my car facing the same way every time I return home.
No............... not looking.
No................ lucky pants.
I believe there is life on another planet.
No................ Only one sock.
No............Instant coffee only.
I can be silly without been drunk.
No................ sex toys.
I love the blogs.
They really need to stop using the phrase "common sense". . It's just not that common anymore.
Love the bedroom golf! 
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81699 posts 5/7/2017 1:35 pm |
Quoting goodatpoetry2:
Here's my commons with you...
I keep all plastic bags in a drawer in my kitchen.
I park my car facing the same way every time I return home.
No............... not looking.
No................ lucky pants.
I believe there is life on another planet.
No................ Only one sock.
No............Instant coffee only.
I can be silly without been drunk.
No................ sex toys.
I love the blogs.
They really need to stop using the phrase "common sense". . It's just not that common anymore.
Love the bedroom golf!
Mr G I have my plastic bags in my draw as well. same as parking vehicles.. Not looking .. found what I was seeking from this site,.. Just hear to blog now.. hugs V
Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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41171 posts 5/7/2017 1:46 pm |
I always think humans have far more in common than we have in difference, but the differences are important and should be respected unless mass killing is involved!  
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41171 posts 5/7/2017 1:47 pm |
Sorry I forgot to add that I'm not a great believer in common sense. I believe more in common nonsense!
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4077 posts 5/7/2017 2:17 pm |
Quoting goodatpoetry2:
Here's my commons with you...
I keep all plastic bags in a drawer in my kitchen.
I park my car facing the same way every time I return home.
No............... not looking.
No................ lucky pants.
I believe there is life on another planet.
No................ Only one sock.
No............Instant coffee only.
I can be silly without been drunk.
No................ sex toys.
I love the blogs.
They really need to stop using the phrase "common sense". . It's just not that common anymore.
Love the bedroom golf!
Only one single sock goodatpoetry? How lonely. Sending you one of mine so they can pair up! Bedroom golf, good for a rainy day!
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4077 posts 5/7/2017 2:21 pm |
Quoting sweet_VM:
Mr G I have my plastic bags in my draw as well. same as parking vehicles.. Not looking .. found what I was seeking from this site,.. Just hear to blog now.. hugs V
Well done sweet_vm, for finding what you looked for. Lucky lady! And no single socks? An organised lucky lady!
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4077 posts 5/7/2017 2:24 pm |
Quoting spunkycumfun:
I always think humans have far more in common than we have in difference, but the differences are important and should be respected unless mass killing is involved!
Yes spunky we have more in common than in difference. Unfortunately there is plenty of mass killing going on!
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4077 posts 5/7/2017 2:26 pm |
Quoting spunkycumfun:
Sorry I forgot to add that I'm not a great believer in common sense. I believe more in common nonsense!
Common nonsense! Love it spunky! And plenty of that one too.
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16552 posts 5/8/2017 3:38 am |
Only one sock because I only wear the same white socks here in Florida, so when I have two.... I have a pair!
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4077 posts 5/8/2017 11:05 am |
Quoting goodatpoetry2:
Only one sock because I only wear the same white socks here in Florida, so when I have two.... I have a pair!
Easily done goodatpoetry. I think I need to hit the shops! When people catch me out I claim it is so the evil eye doesn't get me!
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4077 posts 5/8/2017 11:07 am |
Thanx JOY! Your comments and posts always give me JOY!
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4077 posts 5/8/2017 11:10 am |
Indoor golf and the back 9 ? One day you will make a lovely girlfriend to a lucky man! He doesn't even know it yet, but he is sooooo lucky!
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32404 posts 5/8/2017 1:44 pm |
i have three stray socks, my car is always nose in, my silly is usually on although lately Trump is kicking the shit out of it, i make my coffee fresh by the cup with a melita, my sex toys are kept in a drawer, and i adore the blogs. so lots in common
my mother would have enjoyed that golf joke.
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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4077 posts 5/8/2017 1:50 pm |
Quoting wickedeasy:
i have three stray socks, my car is always nose in, my silly is usually on although lately Trump is kicking the shit out of it, i make my coffee fresh by the cup with a melita, my sex toys are kept in a drawer, and i adore the blogs. so lots in common
my mother would have enjoyed that golf joke.
Wow wicked! Loads in common. My mum would of liked it too! Even that, in common. And yet we are all so different.
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4077 posts 5/8/2017 2:02 pm |
Just read all about that mini skirt, not the hot details, yet. And what a hot pic you have now put in my head! And I thank you for that! I travel to my sex dates fully equipped with oils and sense creams, new unused toys, all the kit like the whip, blindfold, cock rings, cuffs....I even get the aromatic tea lights. It's like a sex MOT, you know, when you take your car in the mechanics once a year to get a safety cert. I was and am a good scout. Always prepared for where the mood takes us. Love to see one of your cam sessions, one day I'll catch ya! Though cyber never been my cup of tea, always left me with an empty feeling! (pun not intended) the been so near but so far away I meant.
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7262 posts 5/9/2017 5:34 pm |
I keep all plastic bags in a bigger plastic bag in the pantry.
I park my car facing the same way every time I return home.
I am not really looking but wouldn't mind stumbling into someone sexy.
I believe there is life on another planet.
I own a lot of socks that are the same so I have no idea if any are missing.
I never drink any coffee.
I can be silly without been drunk.
I keep all my sex toys in a large box in the closet. 
I like the blogs.
As people have been noting common sense seems to be rare but I think if it was really that rare things would be really chaotic. It's the numbskulls that make it seem that way.
Vive La Difference
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4077 posts 5/9/2017 9:48 pm |
Quoting tickles4us:
I keep all plastic bags in a bigger plastic bag in the pantry.
I park my car facing the same way every time I return home.
I am not really looking but wouldn't mind stumbling into someone sexy.
I believe there is life on another planet.
I own a lot of socks that are the same so I have no idea if any are missing.
I never drink any coffee.
I can be silly without been drunk.
I keep all my sex toys in a large box in the closet.
I like the blogs.
As people have been noting common sense seems to be rare but I think if it was really that rare things would be really chaotic. It's the numbskulls that make it seem that way.
Regulations sometimes seem without common sense. As for the numbskulls and jobsworths, most would rather they were gone. That's another thing in common?
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