1448 posts 2/5/2017 7:47 am
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AFF education!
The other day I went in to cherimore's profile, to get some free bling, as all of mine, is ancient. When mine was done, it was painfully slow, dot by dot on the 40x40 size, and photoshop was not available to gold members then. Or I did not know about it been available at the time. Anyway, got in there, took what I wanted, and then I started wondering around all the links she has in there, about the history of this place, the then CEO, Andrew, later a co-runner with the people of the consortium it was sold to, and currently the CEO of Senior Sizzle networks again. WOW ! What an interesting read ! I will admit now, it has changed my perspective of this place. I love it even more now. Really. So much so, that I invited my few friends from around the world to come and join me. If you have not been there, is definitely worth a visit. Here is the link if you are interested Standard can get all free bling through this topic and a bit of history. There are even links and advice for what to do as a standard member, to enhance your experience in here. How to create a nice profile, ( got one already, thanx Andrew ), contact others for the first time, what to expect, and generally how to have loads of fun in here, with or without a payed for membership. I think it should be made as a compulsory read, before anyone even edits and posts a profile! Andrew's blog especially. OK, I always knew this place is a business venture for the owners, and understandably, as such, they would do anything to try and get people to join up. I believe, in the past, customer services have let this man down. I am not having a rant about them, just speaking from my own experiences with them from long time ago. I don't know how they behave these days, and I hope I never need to contact them. That's all for now. Hope you are all still having a nice weekend. Mine is a bit el-crapo, but hey, it is what it is!
wanna laugh ?
Name three great kings who have brought happiness and peace
into peoples lives :
Smo-king
Drin-king
Fuc-king
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A guy was telling his mates in the bar, about tantric sex, and how much he was enjoying it.
I have even a favourite position, it is called the plumber. What is that his mates asked.
Oh nothing, he says. You just stay in all day and nobody comes!
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A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Asda in Dundee with
her two in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice you've got there -- are
they twins?" The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they<b> bloody </font></b>aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you think they look alike, ya dickhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"
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An elderly Essex Lady called 999 to report that her car had been broken
into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the operator:
"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even
the accelerator!" she cried.
The Operator said, "Stay calm. A Police car is on the
way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard."He says.
"She got in the back-seat by mistake."
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Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the
96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to
the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94-year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening
to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get
as forgetful as you 2, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help
both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her,
"If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast suck him off, and send him off to work in a good mood.
At lunch, make him a warm nutritious meal suck him off, and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
For dinner, fix an especially nice meal and don't burden him with household chores. Then give him loads of sex, just how he likes it,
and satisfy his every whim.
On the way home, the husband asked the wife what the doctor had said to her. She replied,
"You're going to die."
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Thanx for visiting.
