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Lordy next they will be serving Viagra instead of Peanust
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Lordy next they will be serving Viagra instead of Peanust Passengers and airline crews who frequently fly across time zones face more health problems, including changes in a woman's menstrual cycle and even minimal psychiatric disturbances, a report recently published in The Lancet has found. Common symptoms of jet lag include sleep disturbances, mood changes, stomach problems and decreased alertness. Although there is no cure for it, new research has found that Viagra could help quicken jet lag recovery on eastbound flights. Argentine scientists have discovered that low doses of sildenafil (more commonly known as the brand Viagra) helped hamsters recover up to 50 per cent faster from forward shifts in their daily time cycles. The study features in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.(yes I have heard that many Hamsters fly, and have<b> erectile dysfunction </font></b>problems)  If Viagra doesn't help the milder west-bound effects, perhaps it will help travelers keep a stiff upper lip.(Wink) It has not yet been prov en if Viagra helps human jet lag, but while the search for a cure continues, there is still a lot that can be done to prevent and alleviate jet lag symptoms.( like who the hell cares just give Me the Viagra and bring on the Stews) Tips for reducing jet lag: Exercise: taking short walks up and down the aisle of the aircraft when possible will reduce stiffness and improve circulation, as will small stretching exercises in your seat.(if the stews allow it, and the old broad next to you don't mind)Water: Flying is dehydrating. Drinking lots of water and avoiding caffeine and alcohol can improve hydration levels and your mood. Props: using ear plugs and an eye mask will help you relax and get a few zzz's (with the Viagra who needs props? although the eye mask might be a good idea,see below) Snack: Avoid heavy meals when you arrive at your destination -- it will only make you more lethargic.(not with the Viagra it won't) More exercise: if you arrive during the day, go for a walk.(tell the cop, it's not your fault as you just flew in and your landing hook hasn't yet returned to it's quarters) Daylight is invigorating and staying indoors will only increase the jet lag.(however staying indoors with a Bloody great Viagra induced Hard on will keep you out of jail) Adapt: Try to adapt to the time change as quickly as possible by sleeping when the locals do.(or with the locals, whatever works for yuh) This is a speedy way to get on track if you can stay awake until bedtime.( ahuh like who the hell can sleep with the aforementioned "Bloody Great Viagra induced Hard on",you go to bed fall asleep roll over and pole vault out of bed)  As always Swallow |
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Thanks Cook I do try.This one I just couldn't pass up. As always Swallow
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It brings out the best that I have Mimosa but only the best As always Swallow
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paid my dues jeff. As always Swallow
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Viagra, the quicker dicker upper. Viagra P.S. I love the way you and Skye flirt with each other on other people's blog posts. You both are too cool. 
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Viagra, the quicker dicker upper. Viagra P.S. I love the way you and Skye flirt with each other on other people's blog posts. You both are too cool. As always Swallow
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