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Blogs > Rosebud322 > Who Knows?

Position Open: Fuck Buddy  

Rosebud322 50F
190 posts
1/14/2008 6:36 pm

Last Read:
5/26/2008 6:43 pm
Position Open: Fuck Buddy

Got this from a friend in a group we are in, thought it was great and wanted to post it here. Enjoy.

Position Open: Fuck Buddy

Start Date: Immediately

About The Employer: 5'8 Caucasian, sexy, bark hair, SINGE FEMALE, 33 years old

Due to the inconsistency and frustrating nature of the Modesto, Ca (ENTER YOUR OWN CITY) dating scene, the position of FUCK BUDDY is now open. All interested male applicants are encouraged to copy and paste the questionnaire below and submit their answers via email.

Compensation: Paid in orgasms and other related fulfillment. The more you work, the more you can earn!

Other Benefits: Giving me back rubs, laughs, 420, free beer


***********Begin Questionaire***********

Age:
Ethnicity:
Location:
Height:
Weight:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Please list your Fuck Buddy experience(s) below:
Please describe your genital grooming habits:
What is your availability (ie.. 1x per week, 2x per week...etc):


Please answer the following questions regarding ORAL SEX:

Do you enjoy giving blow-jobs?
Please describe your blow-job skills on a scale of 1 to 10:

Please complete the following % question:
When<b> performing oral </font></b>sex, I employ __% mouth , __% tongue , __% hand(s)

Do you enjoy receiving cunnilingus?:
Do you enjoy a '69'?


Please answer the following questions regarding VAGINAL SEX:

Please list the following positions in order of preference:
1) missionary
2) girl on top
3) doggie style
4) reverse cowgirl
5) spoon
(feel free to supplement this list with unlisted positions)

What is your preferred method/location of giving female ejaculate?:

Please answer the following questions regarding ANAL SEX:

Do you partake in activities in and around your anus?: (If yes, please list these activities)

What is the desired frequency of these activites (ie..twice per month...etc):

What is your preferred position when engaged in anal intercourse (if applicable):

Please answer the following with TRUE or FALSE:

1) I do not consider 700cc's of silicone implants to constitute a hostile work environment:

2) I do not bring girlfriends, stalking ex-girlfriends or other assorted dramas to my place of employment:

3) I do not have any sexually transmitted diseases: (must answer true)

4) I do not object to the use of condoms: (must answer true)

5) I understand that every effort will be made to induce orgasm(s) for my enjoyment, but do not expect a guarantee of one (or more) if I am having a stressful day or experiencing any other complication that would inhibit said orgasm:

6) I understand that my 'fuck buddy' will continue to date in the traditional manner, and is free to engage is sexual activity with due notice, but most likely will not during my time of 'employment':

7) I understand that while words such as 'employment' have been used in this questionnaire that there is absolutely no financial compensation for this position:

8. I believe that the only thing better than a tall, sexy fuck buddy is a tall, sexy fuck buddy with a sense of humor:

9) I understand that interviews for qualified candidates will begin on Friday and that if given an appointment time I may be asked to perform cunnilingus:

10) I understand that I may say no to the request for cunnilingus listed above, without damaging my prospects for this position:

11) I understand that if contacted, a picture will be required:

12) I understand that my answers will be held in the strictest confidence:

13) I understand that this ad is real, if not a bit silly and the product of work boredom:


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