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Blogs > azz4dayzzzzzz > azz's Story

Pre- BootyCall Agreement  

azz4dayzzzzzz 53F
67 posts
3/30/2007 9:12 am

Last Read:
6/13/2007 6:18 am
Pre- BootyCall Agreement

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of__________, , by_______________________, between ____________and______________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND
PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over- - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public- except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then! It’s only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - $$ is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges", “friends with benefits”,- we are not friends, just<b> fuck buddies.</font></b>

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed, and go the fuck home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position -the reason is less eye contact the better.

18. NO condoms, NO fucking.Carry your ass home.

19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

21. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or alternate who's! paying....you pay this time, I pay next.

22. Don't bring any of your friends with you, unless they're gonna join the party.

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

Participating Party
Signature______________________________________
Date: ________________


Participating Party
Signature______________________________________
Date: ________________


***OK YALL COME DOWN , NO NEED TO REPORTY ME OR SOME OK IT'S A JOKE........yeah i got reported for that before and they deleted me...LOL Pepls have some Fun and again ITS A JOKE***

rm_readyn07 50M
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3/30/2007 11:18 am

 I like it wish I could have an agreement with u.


suthrncmfort 57M
1 post
3/31/2007 2:37 am

 so when can we do the dam thing girl?


rm_Inf1873 43M

3/31/2007 1:32 pm

 Like the rules....


bigpoppa001982 41M
Ask me for a photo

4/4/2007 8:48 pm

 I agree with everything you listed in that agreement. I can't wait for you and I to hook up.


rm_byron_de 50M

5/30/2007 4:26 pm

 I send the agreement to you personally...Now lets start with the action.


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