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Blogs > SMDrPepper > Yet More Nights of a Life

A quick visit it St Louis  

SMDrPepper 50M
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10/4/2013 10:31 pm
A quick visit it St Louis

This time, the only reunion was my sisters high school reunion and she wasnt going. However one of my former roommates that followed me south talked me into heading up. Since the dead season is still ongoing, there are few gigs for me to miss so what the hell? Plus, my birthday was around the corner and if I dont do something for myself, nothing will ever happen.
And its not like I was going to that reunion..I had other bars to debase myself in.
The first night it was off to a new bar for an 80s night, a place called Handlebar. Interesting place that introduced me to a new bourbon, but it was a bit on the gay side. Ended up hanging out on the patio with a fairly attractive bartender. She was the one who showed me the joy of Knob Creek. Anyway, ended up reminiscing with some of my old buddies about those who had died while I was away.
This should have been a warning sign.
Anyway, from there it was to my current favorite bar in St Louis, the Crack Fox, the owner being a highly attractive girl whom I just recently discovered has ties here to my current haunt.

Day two..Things become strange. I am told that I MUST show up at the Crack Fox that night for a burlesque show. And after a random drive to nowhere which included stops at places of interest to my past, I figured what the hell? No one warned me that there was to be drag queens doing most of the show. Dont get me wrong, there was a couple of hot women there as well, but guys even dressed as women really do NOTHING for me. However the night was saved by the first rounds of shots and I discovered honey bourbon. VERY delectable and suggested by that hottie of an owner of the bar..

Day three..Depression, thanks to the sister who wanted pictures of certain graves. Enough to want me to drown my sorrows. So, it was off to an old hang out of mine, the Jade Room. Sad to see so many hipsters around my old neighborhood, but what can one do? Its not as if I live there anymore.

Day four..Monday was very busy. FINALLY got to meet up with one of the exes that I am still friendly with so it was off to the zoo and lunch at the Boathouse where we were<b> attacked </font></b>by bees. Not sure if it was thanks to the bourbon from the previous nights or not..Also her current pain in the ass affectionately known as "leech boy" would prove to be a constant pain. See, he is not fond of me because I am much larger than him. And that night, his hatred of me became pronounced at the Crack Fox when he wheedled his way into going with her there. Now she asked me to play nice, which is unfortunate since I was planning on showing him the door. But, once I started the photo shoot with her, he began to become a bigger pain by acting worse than the GOP during this shut down.
Maybe it was because I was tossing her over my head?
Anyway, roughly an hour before I was to head back to the hotel to pack for home, THATS when the beautiful owner showed..with an equally gorgeous friend who was giving me the eye that said she either wanted me dead or naked.
I prefer to think she wanted me naked..
If only they had shown up earlier. Either way, much of a bottle of honey bourbon disappeared. And with her saying I should return more often than once a year, it was off to pack..

For the record, flying with a hang over is never a good idea.

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