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Defining  

playwithmasscpl 56M/58F
319 posts
4/20/2007 1:44 pm
Defining

Not making judgments... it is what it is!

His Information:
Birthdate: Prefer Not to Say... 10 years older than you think
Sexual Orientation: Prefer Not to Say... Slut who will do anything for anyone!
Height: Prefer not to say... REALLY tall or REALLY short.
Body Type: Prefer Not to Say... NOT a model. However, this person looks like most normal people!
Smoking: Prefer Not to Say... Light em if you got em!
Drinking: Prefer Not to Say... This person was probably hammered when they wrote their Senior Sizzle profile!
Drugs: Prefer Not to Say... This is the person who is bringing the weed to the party!
Education: Prefer Not to Say... NOT smarter than a 5th grader!
Occupation: Prefer Not to Say... probably does something really cool, like a or a stripper, but put this down in case someone in their family was reading their profile!
Male Endowment: Prefer Not to Say... Probably about 6 inches, which is NORMAL and AVERAGE for males, as opposed to the 14 inches most guys claim!

Her Information:
Birthdate: Prefer Not to Say... Hasn't anyone ever told you it is impolite to ask a lady her age? Some of the most beautiful women I have ever met are over 40!
Sexual Orientation: Prefer Not to Say... I hope that means she is at least a bit bi-curious!
Bra Size: Prefer Not to Say... Probably an A-cup or a B-cup. Again, some of the sexiest women I know don't have a large endowment on their chest! Then again, some of the sexiest women I know do have a great set of tits! Gotta love variety!

Now, the word "discreet" is a totally different matter. When we made our profile, we said that we wanted to meet people who are discreet. What we mean is that we don't want this aspect of our lives broadcast to the masses. We have family, friends, and employers who might not be as willing to understand our choices as most people out on Senior Sizzle.

What we have found by saying that is we have attracted countless men who are looking for "discreet" relationships. Hmmmm... gotta funny feeling that we don't mean the same thing. While we may not be opposed to the thought of occasionally meeting up with a guy out here, we refuse to meet any guys who are out here behind the backs of a spouse! Those guys don't need a "discreet" relationship. They already HAVE a relationship... with their wife! They need to go fix what they have first, and then come back with their wife to play with us! We are here for fun... NOT to ruin relationships! Anyway- thats enough for my daily rant! Have a great day!



Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ti-da!!!


NeedmoreNOW2006 64F
6285 posts
4/21/2007 5:03 am

OK going to play devil's advocate. Have you actually talked to some of the men who need discrete relationships? I have met many whose wife just will not have any sexual relationship! NONE! Every other aspect of their lives are great. Just no sex.

These men need sex too


playwithmasscpl replies on 4/21/2007 6:06 pm:
We feel for them! Really, we do!

I guess we take the opinion that, as badly as we feel for some of these guys, that it is not our place to provide what should be provided for in their marriage. A strong marriage takes an incredible amount of hard work and communication. Good marriages don't just happen- they are developed!

I know that the reality is much different than our ideal. I don't judge you at all by saying this. I think that sex is good in all forms. However, I have chosen to limit our contact with gentlemen looking for "discreet" encounters. I wish them the best, and if you are pleasing them, I know they will have found it!


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