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Time to Caption These Silly Snapshots!
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Time to Caption These Silly Snapshots! Ready to submit your caption for the Silly Snapshots amp Clever Quips Contest Part Deux? You've come to the right place! Remember, your entry needs to be about one sentence or 25 words maximum. Entries that do not adhere to the contest rules will be deleted. Photo #1:  submitted by RustyLangPhoto #2: .jpg) submitted by Lastbu2fulgrl2Photo #3: .jpg) submitted by 1thatguyP.S. Be sure to indicate which photo you're captioning - for example: Photo for caption 1: "Don't tell Santa I'm fucking his wife..." This contest is now closed. Check out the Winners of this contest! |
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Photo for caption 1: "I guess I must have sucked him dry..." Photo for caption 2: "I only asked for a hand..." Photo for caption 2: "See what happens on Independence Day..."
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8/20/2007 10:22 am |
Photo number 1= " Specsavers new optometrist had strange methods for getting rid of a Squint"
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Photo #1 "Mmfff, unngg, fiffmm, terrfff!" Photo #2 Security searches at Hobby Airport have improved lately. Photo #3 "Just what I wanted for my birthday!" Join my 4F Club: Find 'em, Fellate 'em, Fuck 'em, FORGET 'EM!
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1 post 8/20/2007 12:13 am |
Photo Number 1: The ladyboy contortionist even amazed him/herself! Photo Number 2: Wait til you see the tan-lines I got now! Photo Number 3: The next challenge was to use the candlke to light the firework in his ass.
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photo #1 ... OMG... HE FARTED!!! photo #2 ... I said all hands on deck not all hands on my wife!!! photo #3 ... All the wishes in the world wouldn't let him get a bigger dick!!!
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8/19/2007 11:28 pm |
#1- That psychiatrist was all wrong...I don't have an oral fixation! #2- Thats right! hold me back! No, NO, lemme at him! Wait hold me back! #3- And for my next magic trick, a roman candle will come out my butt!!
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8/19/2007 11:21 pm |
caption 1: What do you get when you have balls on your chin?? A Mouth Full
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1 Hold on Baby, I'm almost there, almost there, oh shit. 2 This is SPF 5..10...15...30 SPF30! 3 Ok baby, ready? I'm going to light you up! Knowledge, Experience, Patience. Philome1
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caption for photo 2 "I said all hands on DECK"
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Caption for photo 3 "Make a wish and blow me"
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Caption for photo 1 "The hidden threat of ball odor"
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Photo for caption #1- " Oh my God, now that's deep mind blowing! " photo for caption #2- " Do you have a hand on Bare Essense? " photo for caption #3- " Blow me off...it's my birthday! " thanx 4 the fun, Tiger
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Photo 3 It will take something a little bigger to light my fire.
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8/19/2007 10:28 pm |
Photo #1...Awww nuts, what else can I say!
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Photo 3: Dr. Gervis Scrotemann's revolutionary attempts at replacing the incandescent light bulb suffered a very personal setback when it caused itching and painful urination.
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8/19/2007 10:12 pm |
#1 GOD THIS SMELLS HORRIBLE #2 OW! I'm sunburned god damnit! #3 time for your happy birthday fuck!
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Photo 2: In breaking news, the Los Angeles Unified School District unveiled new reforms to adolescent sex education highlighting a hands-on approach and teamwork building skills.
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1 post 8/19/2007 10:03 pm |
photo 1 climbing up a leg and having a ball lol photo 2 helping hands gone wild lol photo 3 happenis is a birthday candle lol
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3 - I sure the hell hope these aren't trick candles.
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Photo 1: When CPR failed to restore poor Kathy's breathing, the heroic life guard Lance resorted to the meatier approach.
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2 - The nudelegons with their 5 hands, needed no clothing.
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1 - First man to have a baby! Built in pacifier!
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#1 When its eyes went crossed, Dave decided it was finally time to get that strange growth looked at... #2 After "The Addams Family" folded, Thing went steadily down hill, eventually resorting to making gang bang porn with his 5 brothers. #3 No Richard, I don't believe it's a cake, and I'm NOT going to lick the frosting either!
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8/19/2007 9:41 pm |
Photo# 1 I needed to put a gag order on this bitch she just wouldn’t shut the fuck up Photo# 2 Okay I said no married men so where did the wedding ring come from…Oo yea but damn his hands feel soo good Photo# 3 The new Make a Wish Foundation oh wait no I’m not enough of a man to make this wishes come true
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photo#3: Happy Brithday to me 2 day I'm 23 but Dam my Dick is so small I want to cry and ball,Dam the size it was 15 years ago.
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