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Time to Caption These Silly Snapshots!  

redhottbutterfly 42F

8/19/2007 11:31 am

photo 1: that's the last time I take a nap at Jake's
photo 2: cup no, lick no, suck no evil
photo 3: It's all fun and games until there's hot wax on your dong


rm_kam1387 48M

8/19/2007 11:28 am

1- Tosba trachea
2- Seizure of squatters
3- The latest way to expand the channel flowing profusely sperm


dragonpuppy69 60M
8 posts
8/19/2007 10:41 am

Photo #1 No gas, Please No GAS


dragonpuppy69 60M
8 posts
8/19/2007 10:40 am

Photo #3 If you think this is good, waite till you see what in my ass


dragonpuppy69 60M
8 posts
8/19/2007 10:39 am

Photo # 3 It's all I could find to make it longer


dragonpuppy69 60M
8 posts
8/19/2007 10:37 am

Photo #1 It's cumming out my ass, IT'S CUMMMMING OUT MY ASSS!!!


sheffieldbicpl 57M/55F

8/19/2007 9:54 am

photo #1: you would look like this if you was a contortionist act
photo #2: know thats what i call hands on experience
photo #3: jack be nimble,jack be quick,jack got his knob stuck in a candle stick Time to Caption These Silly Snapshots


sheffieldbicpl 57M/55F

8/19/2007 9:47 am

photo caption 1 you would look like this if you was a contortionist
photo caption 2 now thats what i call hands on
photo caption 3 jack be nimble jack be quick jack got his knob stuck on a candle stick post 994210


MisterPriapus 64M
6974 posts
8/19/2007 9:45 am

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Caption for photo #1:

"I'm suppose I should be glad that this wasn't a rectal thermometer!"

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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MisterPriapus 64M
6974 posts
8/19/2007 9:44 am

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Caption for photo #1:

"You just HAD to have a bean burrito for lunch!!!"

Caption for photo #2:

Handyman's Special.

Caption for photo #3:

♫♪♪♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♪♪♫♪♫ "Toss another fire in the log..." ♪♪♫♪♪♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♪♪

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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MisterPriapus 64M
6974 posts
8/19/2007 9:43 am

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Caption for photo #1:

"It's really spooky, how that one eye seems to follow you around the room."

Caption for photo #2:
"It was moving my piano I needed a hand with."

Caption for photo #3:
"It really burns when I pee!!!"

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


MisterPriapus 64M
6974 posts
8/19/2007 9:41 am

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Caption for photo #1:
"I was actually thinking of Earl Grey, when I asked you for a tea bag..."

Caption for photo #2:
"I've so got to do something about these tan lines!"

Caption for photo #3:
"Doc, could you take a look at this waxy buildup?"

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


rm_ozenglish 49M

8/19/2007 9:22 am

Caption for photo 1

And today at porn star training, Kimmie celebrates her first instance of no gag reflex. Just crossed eyes and lack of oxygen.


GenericLabelHere 51M  
8 posts
8/19/2007 8:58 am

photo #1: Did he just puncture a lung?

photo #2: I meant a round of applause.

photo #3: The Human Torch is such a dick.


GenericLabelHere 51M  
8 posts
8/19/2007 8:57 am

photo #1: Remember...breath through your nose.

photo #2: Does it hurt here? What about here...or here...

photo #3: Doc... I feel a burning sensation in the head of my penis!


GenericLabelHere 51M  
8 posts
8/19/2007 8:56 am

photo #1: Is it in yet? I don't have all day.

photo #2: All hands on deck.

photo #3: Dang! The power went out again.


crazievixen28 46F

8/19/2007 8:37 am

photo #1. OK OK I will tell you everything!

photo #2. Could I get a hand here please?

photo #3. Make a wish and blow out the candle!


77SeaMan 63M
61 posts
8/19/2007 8:26 am

Photo 1

What do you mean...You told me to but a gag in it??? I thught you said bag!!!! Oh nuts!!!


77SeaMan 63M
61 posts
8/19/2007 8:23 am

Photo 3

As a new baseball fan, Boris who had just moved from the Ukraine, pepared for his first visit to Candle Dick Park.


rm_plesu3412 63M

8/19/2007 8:21 am

Caution pressure about to expload
pic 1


Tangldweb 63M

8/19/2007 8:07 am

For #1... Your Blocking the TV!!! For #2... AH UMM,thats NOT Lotion Your Spreading on ME IS IT?! For #3... Light Fuse and GET AWAY!!! . . . or , Hunny,Really,it BURNS When I PEE


ladiescumfirst20 73M

8/19/2007 7:50 am

photo 3- "I like to light up after sex"


ladiescumfirst20 73M

8/19/2007 7:47 am

photo 3 - Doctor how do I get rid of this burning sensation?


See_My_Profile 70M
5 posts
8/19/2007 7:42 am

Photo #1- "Reggie gives new meaning to the phrase "He cums like a fireman!"


rm_Isrick 57M
5 posts
8/19/2007 7:41 am

Photo #1 Just a little deeper?

Photo #2 does that sun burn hurt here how about here?

Photo #3 See it does fit now the cake goes up ...........


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