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Snow Compensation Calculator  

nastytease4U 46F  
12084 posts
3/5/2015 4:01 am
Snow Compensation Calculator


A man is entitled to be compensated sexually for clearing snow IF the snow is deeper than his cock is long.

If two guys do the work, then the snow must be deeper than the combined lengths of their cocks.

If you use a snow blower, I become a "snow blower" too.....

Any questions?

GIdontknow_134 66M
270 posts
3/5/2015 4:57 am

Hi tease:

Do I get to carry-over the extra?

Have a great day.

Ciao, a presto, Bella.

G


hiddenmythology 44M
9643 posts
3/5/2015 5:22 am

I think with that kind of calculator, I could like winter again!! especially considering the fact that the snow banks at the end of my driveway are above my head, and I'm talking about the useless head attached to my shoulders....

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Eatyoutoheaven 69M

3/5/2015 5:55 am

I love to shovel and snow blow, yet the only compensation I get is the exercise. I must be in the wrong place.


rm_Posse_93 49M
368 posts
3/6/2015 1:51 am

This calculation is biased toward small dicks, but I guess they should have something go their way every once in a while.


hunterpt 62M
13507 posts
11/5/2015 10:19 am

Pity we don´t have snow here. Kisses


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