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What is "Sweetest Day?"
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What is "Sweetest Day?" Seriously, WTF is Sweetest Day? Is this another manufactured holiday to get us to by crap we don't need to show yet again how much we love/like someone when we should be doing it everyday and not relying on some crappy made up holiday? And now, for something completely different: Don't believe anything a guy says on the first two dates. If a guy doesn't remember your names, give him up, he's too self-centered. Don't believe anything a guy makes up about a ring/ring shadow/tanline where a ring would be. Basically, don't believe anything a guy says for the first 30 days, cause all he wants is to get in your pants. I know, all women know all about the above, but I felt like typing it. And I know what I'm talking about, cause I'm a guy and I know we are all scumbags. And now, for something completely different: But, I like being sawed in half...... And now, for something completely different: Stillwater? Seriously, Stillwater? And now, for something completely different: He said “goodbye.” He never returned and no one knows where he went, what he did, what he left behind. Perhaps he left behind treasure or paintings or letters or shiny telescopes. Perhaps he left nothing behind, nothing but a few chips of bone, scattered here and there on the desert floor. Perhaps his only legacy was the few generations of desert insects and kangaroo rats and sidewinders that benefited from his fresh carcass, from his desiccated carcass, from his water-giving eyeballs before they disintegrated, mingled with the dust. you put the left foot in, you take the left foot out... |
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sweetest day is another one of hallmark's gimmicks..
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thats why I always come back for more Next best thing to perfect
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