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In Lieu Of A Man
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In Lieu Of A Man The heat in my part of the world is just disgusting. We are in the middle of a heat wave that is beyond hot with the humidity. Leave it to my luck to have my air conditioning poop out on me tonight. I am dying....literally dying!! Off have come all my clothes in hopes it will cool me off. Tonight is a repost from the good old days of blogland. All stands true to this day. There are many things that I do different in lieu of a man. Women constantly make adjustments at the end of relationships and at the beginning for that matter. What other women do I have no clue. I only have myself to base this little blog on. So here it goes. In lieu of a man I try not to buy anything in jars because I cannot open them as I am not strong enough. In lieu of a man I spend more time with my friends than I really want to until I reach the point I am completely tired of them and then I opt to stay alone. In lieu of a man when I go lingerie shopping I have no one in particular in mind when looking at myself in the mirror, it is always for my next conquest so to speak. In lieu of a man I still sleep on only one side of the bed, maybe hoping “he” will come in through the night and slip in-between my sheets beside me and find the room waiting for him. In lieu of a man I take off my clothes for strangers wondering if Mr. Right is out there just watching me. In lieu of a man I have grown to have this strange yet sweet fascination with my shower massage…no man can keep up with 1000 rpm’s per minute although I would deinstall it in the second if I have to make a choice. In lieu of a man I fill my time with stupidities such as psychics and entering the Miss Nude Canada Contest. In lieu of a man I blog…(now that is not a bad thing but there is nobody around to listen to me most times.) In lieu of a man I do my own yard work in a bikini top and short shorts in order to attract a man. In lieu of a man I strike up strange friendships with men I will never know in my life. In lieu of a man I often go to the cologne counter when shopping and spray myself with male scents because it turns me on. In lieu of a man I am an awful flirt just because I can be. Don’t get into an elevator with me alone…I will make eye contact and you will speak with me before you get to the floor you are going to. In lieu of a man I imagine the men I speak to through the day, their likes and dislikes based just on their voice. I determine myself who is sexy and good in bed based on bullshit facts. In lieu of a man if I see a spider or a moth fly into my home I freak out and have to leave until someone comes over and removes it for me. In lieu of a man when I drink to much wine I don’t get taken advantage of and get laid….damn! In lieu of a man when I watch porn I don’t get laid…damn! In lieu of a man when I dance on my pole in my bedroom I fantasize all alone instead of with somebody. In lieu of a man every man I meet or find attractive I make eye contact with just to have some fun. In lieu of a man I surf through satellite to find a love story to watch. To think even further I have broken up with some wonderful men in my life for pure stupidities. I broke up with a very nice man because he came to pick me up one evening with cowboy boots on. I didn’t even give another man a chance because he was missing a very important finger. Another brought me a raw chicken on our first date (don’t ask questions.) Another because he cried one time. Another because he didn’t know how to kiss and another because he couldn’t figure out my anatomy when down below. All very nice men mind you…very nice. Ok…enough of this. I could go on and on. A little insite into me…or maybe at this point a little confusion…a little of both. love bella P.S the photo in no way relates to the blog...I just like it (yes, the caveman thing again)  |
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7/31/2007 7:22 pm |
I vaguely remember this one bellz and I love those flinstone pics thats the shit right there. Check your e-mail ok, I had to copy and paste that pic, I didnt before, talk to ya soon  roaming the cyber streets of blogland  
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7/31/2007 10:52 pm |
In lieu of a man I do my own yard work in a bikini top and short shorts in order to attract a man. . i'll trim your bush anyday  
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love the pic....is Barney going to get in the action to !!!!  []   Seduce my mind and my body
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In lieu of a man if I see a spider or a moth fly into my home I freak out and have to leave until someone comes over and removes it for me. yes bella,a spider freaks me out too! and staring, maintaining eye contact is sexy!
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8/1/2007 2:42 pm |
lol! i remember this one too  i won't go into what used to do in lieu of a woman  ...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!... 
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it's fucking hot and humid here where I am now too..Great post !
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In lieu of a man I do my own yard work in a bikini top and short shorts in order to attract a man. . i'll trim your bush anyday 
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I'd break up with one for wearing cowboy boots too, so don't fret over that one... that's a given! 
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8/3/2007 6:25 pm |
I'd break up with one for wearing cowboy boots too, so don't fret over that one... that's a given!  ...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...
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Luv the pic!
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10/21/2011 10:37 am |
Are we really all that, us guys? Seems like alot of time pining for somebody that probably spends the majority of the time wondering what tonight's supper is going to be.
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