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How do you make love to a Centaur?
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How do you make love to a Centaur? Misread typos continue to raise new topics in my mind. This time, Violette and Smarty are to blame with their interpretations of my last post, mis-reading Hippiechick's "Hose Kind of Woman," as " Woman." V goes on to get quite excited the idea of creatures half man half , why I can't possibly imagine, but here's the thing: She says, "but of course they are only males, like goat men." I beg to differ. Centaurs can be male or female: the Greeks, (who invented / knew all about them) say so, although I admit, you don't see many about these days. I seem to remember they were all male in Narnia too. (If so, how do they breed? Or are they only ever the hybrid (and therefore infertile) offspring of a union between a woman and a ? (Or a man and a for that matter, eugh.) So I was intrigued. Could there be women here on this site, looking for available men? I searched. Nothing. They must be like the unicorns in the Bulb advert - able to disguise themselves and hiding in plain sight. So I checked out an on-line porn emporium I know, and A-ha! There they were, in cartoon form I will admit, but, real live centaurs, fornicating in front of my eyes. But something was badly wrong! Not being an arse man, I prefer my sex face to face. But surely, these were the wrong kind of women? Their centaur men were taking them doggy style, from behind. Surely, a true sex-goddess female centaur should have her vagina between her front legs? Not much use if she was only into shagging other centaurs of course, but from my point of view his would be so much sexier, wouldn't it? I don't know. Maybe I'm out of touch. I have the same problem with mermaids. I mean they look gorgeous, but it's just not practical is it? Thoughts anyone? |
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3/17/2021 11:25 am |
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I feel like your post fell victim to the dread Stolen Word syndrome.  But I think I get the gist. Just like there never seem to be female centaurs, I don't think I've ever seen a mer-man. Hmmmm. Either way, as you say, a fishy bottom is very impractical.   
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I feel like your post fell victim to the dread Stolen Word syndrome. But I think I get the gist. Just like there never seem to be female centaurs, I don't think I've ever seen a mer-man. Hmmmm. Either way, as you say, a fishy bottom is very impractical.
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Missing Word Edit: Misread typos continue to raise new topics in my mind. This time, Violette and Smarty are to blame with their interpretations of my last post, mis-reading Hippiechick's "Hose Kind of Woman," as "Horse Woman." V goes on to get quite excited the idea of creatures half man half horse , why I can't possibly imagine, but here's the thing: She says, "but of course they are only males, like goat men." I beg to differ. Centaurs can be male or female: the Greeks, (who invented / knew all about them) say so, although I admit, you don't see many about these days. I seem to remember they were all male in Narnia too. (If so, how do they breed? Or are they only ever the hybrid (and therefore infertile) offspring of a union between a woman and a horse? (Or a man and a horse for that matter, eugh.) So I was intrigued. Could there be horse women here on this site, looking for available men? I searched. Nothing. They must be like the unicorns in the Bulb advert - able to disguise themselves and hiding in plain sight. So I checked out an on-line porn emporium I know, and A-ha! There they were, in cartoon form I will admit, but, real live centaurs, fornicating in front of my eyes. But something was badly wrong! Not being an arse man, I prefer my sex face to face. But surely, these were the wrong kind of women? Their centaur men were taking them doggy style, from behind. Surely, a true sex-goddess female centaur should have her vagina between her front legs? Not much use if she was only into shagging other centaurs of course, but from my point of view his would be so much sexier, wouldn't it? I don't know. Maybe I'm out of touch. I have the same problem with mermaids. I mean they look gorgeous, but it's just not practical is it? Thoughts anyone?
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If horses can be trained to kneel then I expect a male centaur could bend the forelegs down over a woman for "missionary" style sex. Might take some practice though. There were female centaurs in Narnia. There were mermen in The Little Mermaid. So obviously, both genders must exist. My question .... for both centaurs and merpeople ... why isn't the bottom half human? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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 I'm surprised there aren't any Centaur profiles here, they have just about every other kind of thing, real and fake! I guess the problem with mermaids is that they'd be so slippery as to be impossible to hold onto, so the position wouldn't really matter, unless of course the merpeople took the typical breeding salmon approach where it's all a bit scatter-gun! Also, the McBeejster poses an excellent conundrum, why is it that only the top halves are human? Why not the other way rounds? Taurcens or peoplemers.......  ps - there are sites for people like you McDream, and I'm not talking about websites, rather those with high electric fences and bars on the windows!!  pps - excellent post!!!!! 
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If horses can be trained to kneel then I expect a male centaur could bend the forelegs down over a woman for "missionary" style sex. Might take some practice though. There were female centaurs in Narnia. There were mermen in The Little Mermaid. So obviously, both genders must exist. My question .... for both centaurs and merpeople ... why isn't the bottom half human?
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I'm surprised there aren't any Centaur profiles here, they have just about every other kind of thing, real and fake! I guess the problem with mermaids is that they'd be so slippery as to be impossible to hold onto, so the position wouldn't really matter, unless of course the merpeople took the typical breeding salmon approach where it's all a bit scatter-gun! Also, the McBeejster poses an excellent conundrum, why is it that only the top halves are human? Why not the other way rounds? Taurcens or peoplemers....... ps - there are sites for people like you McDream, and I'm not talking about websites, rather those with high electric fences and bars on the windows!! pps - excellent post!!!!!
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NOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! now i'm trying to picture where the Centaurs hide their family jewels.  Would it be between their front legs or their hind legs??!!! And what does it look like??!! but those are questions i never wanted to ask! i like my PG 3 version of centaurs!!! You've just ruined my life, Dreamer!   --Author Unknown
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NOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! now i'm trying to picture where the Centaurs hide their family jewels. Would it be between their front legs or their hind legs??!!! And what does it look like??!! but those are questions i never wanted to ask! i like my PG 3 version of centaurs!!! You've just ruined my life, Dreamer!
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Ow dang, Dreamer! how did you get to know my brain so well? Have i been so naked in my writings??!!! You're SO right -- no 3 yr old would care about his deep muscular chest and no 13 yr old would wonder about his family jewels. I guess i'm all grown up! Don't forget -- his voice that is of the same frequency as something deep inside my body, his powerful hypnotizing stride that accentuates every muscle in his body and makes the muscles in mine quiver, his beard, the hair on his chest and arms and down his belly too, i suppose!  That's it. I will settle for no one less than a Centaur now!!! --Author Unknown
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Ow dang, Dreamer! how did you get to know my brain so well? Have i been so naked in my writings??!!! You're SO right -- no 3 yr old would care about his deep muscular chest and no 13 yr old would wonder about his family jewels. I guess i'm all grown up! Don't forget -- his voice that is of the same frequency as something deep inside my body, his powerful hypnotizing stride that accentuates every muscle in his body and makes the muscles in mine quiver, his beard, the hair on his chest and arms and down his belly too, i suppose! That's it. I will settle for no one less than a Centaur now!!! Elevate me... 
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