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Nude...  

pretty_blue_eyes 45F
2297 posts
7/14/2006 7:31 pm

Last Read:
7/22/2006 8:06 am

Nude...


I've been reading several blogs of late talking about nude beaches....so naturally this makes me curious. As I am smack dab in the middle of the country, we don't have many beaches around and those that we do have most definitely aren't nude.

So what goes on at these beaches? Does one get out of their vehicle naked and just walk on down? Or stop along the way and strip down buck naked?

Once on the beach, what happens? Lay on your towel, swim? Or go strutting your self and have a little looksee at your neighbor? Are there couples playing? Guys having hard ons?

Now...what I'm really wondering.

What about the old men? Old ladies? What about the "less fortunates". The ones like me that are fat and ugly. Or one of those? What happens?

pretty_blue_eyes 45F
2091 posts
7/14/2006 8:58 pm

    Quoting  :

Well go, especially since there are some close! Go do some recon for me...scope it out, and get back to me. Do a landlocked no nudist beach around girl a favor!


toothysmile 57M
16539 posts
7/14/2006 10:28 pm

I suppose the correct answer would be 'well, visit one and find out', but... here are the answers to your questions.
people arrive at the beach clothed and remove their clothes there.
once naked, nothing happens more or less than any other beach. they lie in the sun, read a book, swim...
they do not walk around strutting their stuff. the couples are not playing and guys don't have a hard-on. their effort is to feel close to nature, not to have an orgy.
old ladies and old men take off their clothes just as much. there are no beauty pageant judges to decide who disrobes and who doesn't, so... it's not exactly a 'beautiful people' party.
what you will find is that it isn't erotic at all. if you ever go to a beach like that, you will feel more embarassed keeping your clothes on than off.
finally...
should you attempt to visit one... get huge amounts of sun block. the first [and last] time i sunbathed naked, i got so sunburned that i couldn't sit foe a week... and that was the least of the two evils that could have happened to me.
kisses...
at your swimsuit hidden parts.


loadeddice05 51M

7/15/2006 7:17 am

People who frequent nude beaches??? Hmnn ! These are nature folk and usually pretty gross to see with clothes on!!!! MUCH LESS NAKED!!!


pretty_blue_eyes 45F
2091 posts
7/15/2006 11:11 am

    Quoting toothysmile:
    I suppose the correct answer would be 'well, visit one and find out', but... here are the answers to your questions.
    people arrive at the beach clothed and remove their clothes there.
    once naked, nothing happens more or less than any other beach. they lie in the sun, read a book, swim...
    they do not walk around strutting their stuff. the couples are not playing and guys don't have a hard-on. their effort is to feel close to nature, not to have an orgy.
    old ladies and old men take off their clothes just as much. there are no beauty pageant judges to decide who disrobes and who doesn't, so... it's not exactly a 'beautiful people' party.
    what you will find is that it isn't erotic at all. if you ever go to a beach like that, you will feel more embarassed keeping your clothes on than off.
    finally...
    should you attempt to visit one... get huge amounts of sun block. the first [and last] time i sunbathed naked, i got so sunburned that i couldn't sit foe a week... and that was the least of the two evils that could have happened to me.
    kisses...
    at your swimsuit hidden parts.


I seriously doubt I would be able to go to one. Landlocked state, remember? I'm sure there would have to be someone new there that would be walking around having a little looksee. Guys don't have a hard-on? None...whatsoever? I mean under ordinary beach etiquette guys would find a certain female attractive and get aroused. Right?

I think it would be much safer for me to send Magahee73Mag to the one he's close to. That way he can experience for himself and tell me about it. lol.

As far as sunbathing naked, as close as I get is tanning in the tanning bed. lol. *winks* OOOOooohhhhhhh....nice kiss *bats her eyes*


pretty_blue_eyes 45F
2091 posts
7/15/2006 11:13 am

    Quoting DustyWidget:
    Right two men and neither have picked up the obvious code words 'fat and ugly.'

    Sorry dear I'm not accepting that. Nothing have I seen in your pics or words will convince me that you are either. Your words and your pics tell me you're extraordinarily beautiful and that will remain the case even if you send evidence to the contrary.

    I don't do or see 'conventionally.'
Now now, there were no code words obvious or no. Well thank you, but you can tell my beauty by my chest? Hmmmm...interesting thought there. lol. You don't do or see "conventionally", so may I take it that you have visited a nude beach as well? lol......


pretty_blue_eyes 45F
2091 posts
7/15/2006 11:15 am

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    People who frequent nude beaches??? Hmnn ! These are nature folk and usually pretty gross to see with clothes on!!!! MUCH LESS NAKED!!!
Hey! I like nature! Nature folk? Ummm, I'm not to sure I have been exposed to nature folk, those on or off the nude beach. What do they ordinarily look like?

*hopes they don't resemble herself to closely*


eveready06 49M

7/15/2006 1:14 pm

FFS!!!!! Will you please stop putting yourself down!!!! Less fortunate, your havin a laugh! Anyway rant over lol! From what I've heard the blokes all have to have a sneaky wank in the bushes to stop themselves getting aroused as its against nudist etiquate! lol


pretty_blue_eyes 45F
2091 posts
7/15/2006 2:23 pm

    Quoting eveready06:
    FFS!!!!! Will you please stop putting yourself down!!!! Less fortunate, your havin a laugh! Anyway rant over lol! From what I've heard the blokes all have to have a sneaky wank in the bushes to stop themselves getting aroused as its against nudist etiquate! lol
FFS? What does FFS mean? Ah ha! So see! I was right! Woohoooo! *does a happy dance*


eveready06 49M

7/15/2006 2:53 pm

    Quoting pretty_blue_eyes:
    FFS? What does FFS mean? Ah ha! So see! I was right! Woohoooo! *does a happy dance*
For Fucks Sake =FFS lol!


eveready06 49M

7/15/2006 2:54 pm

    Quoting pretty_blue_eyes:
    FFS? What does FFS mean? Ah ha! So see! I was right! Woohoooo! *does a happy dance*
Right about what?


pretty_blue_eyes 45F
2091 posts
7/15/2006 3:47 pm

That they do get turned on and get hard ons....at least some of them.


rm_chanda69 55F
417 posts
7/16/2006 7:43 am

i used to go to Playa Linda beach in florida, or if a shuttle was going up (they closed it then) to canaveral national seashore. PL was nudist,canaveral was not. like was said above there were all shapes & sizes. i was a fairly attractive 24 yr old, & my friends & i were frequently the most attractive bunch there- wasnt saying much.

one day on canaveral we were the only ones in sight, laying out topless, when i see this guy walking up the beach. we both pulled on a tube top we kept handy in case the beach partol came by. when i looked again, i realized he had removed his shorts. didnt think too much about it, since PL was only 1/2 mile further. when i realized he was heading for us, not walking by, i also realized he had a raging hard on!! he walked right up to us, she was on her stomach, closest to him, i was on my back. he asked "you ladies mind if i join you?" i could see the letter to "forum" dancing in his head.
i reached over & caressed her back & said "we're having a private conversation"
& watched him wilt.. as soon as he had walked off we grabbed our stuff & left- i was having visions of him up above us in the sand dunes jerking off. it was soooo creepy!!
but most folks just smile & wave & walk by.

XXXOOOXXX chanda

oh, & sunburned nipples are NOTHING to joke about!!! lol!!!

XXXOOOXXXchanda


pretty_blue_eyes 45F
2091 posts
7/16/2006 8:35 pm

    Quoting  :

Ahhhh, I will probably never have such a "liberating" experience. I'd prolly be hiding in the bushes or walking around with a towel around me just so I could say "Guess what y'all I went to a nudist beach!" lol

See...you prove my point, guys do get horny on a nudist beach!


pretty_blue_eyes 45F
2091 posts
7/16/2006 8:36 pm

    Quoting  :

Hmmm, if you think being naked in a corn field is fun you are sadly mistaken! Corn stalks itch, itch, itch! lol.

Naked mud wrestling? Sounds like a good suggestion for you and your dust bowl.


pretty_blue_eyes 45F
2091 posts
7/16/2006 8:38 pm

    Quoting rm_chanda69:
    i used to go to Playa Linda beach in florida, or if a shuttle was going up (they closed it then) to canaveral national seashore. PL was nudist,canaveral was not. like was said above there were all shapes & sizes. i was a fairly attractive 24 yr old, & my friends & i were frequently the most attractive bunch there- wasnt saying much.

    one day on canaveral we were the only ones in sight, laying out topless, when i see this guy walking up the beach. we both pulled on a tube top we kept handy in case the beach partol came by. when i looked again, i realized he had removed his shorts. didnt think too much about it, since PL was only 1/2 mile further. when i realized he was heading for us, not walking by, i also realized he had a raging hard on!! he walked right up to us, she was on her stomach, closest to him, i was on my back. he asked "you ladies mind if i join you?" i could see the letter to "forum" dancing in his head.
    i reached over & caressed her back & said "we're having a private conversation"
    & watched him wilt.. as soon as he had walked off we grabbed our stuff & left- i was having visions of him up above us in the sand dunes jerking off. it was soooo creepy!!
    but most folks just smile & wave & walk by.

    XXXOOOXXX chanda

    oh, & sunburned nipples are NOTHING to joke about!!! lol!!!
Well, I'm sure you all were the most attractive of the bunch. Wow, what was he thinking???? Well, we know what he was at least thinking with! Geez, just to walk up on someone and expect that??? Did that happen at the other beach you went to?

Your vision of him in the sand dunes was probably right! Good you and your friend got out of there!


HAVEFUN92006 60M  
1226 posts
7/17/2006 5:31 am

I guess we are going to have to do field research. Me and you will have to visit one, get naked, see what goes on and write a report. Of course it will be all for the interest of science.


pretty_blue_eyes 45F
2091 posts
7/17/2006 8:46 am

    Quoting HAVEFUN92006:
    I guess we are going to have to do field research. Me and you will have to visit one, get naked, see what goes on and write a report. Of course it will be all for the interest of science.
Hmmmm...we could do that. lol. Yes, interest of Science. Way to speak to my heart! *degree is in bio/chem*


pretty_blue_eyes 45F
2091 posts
7/17/2006 7:42 pm

    Quoting  :

Bring it on big boy! Grrrrrr....grrrrr! lol


pretty_blue_eyes 45F
2091 posts
7/22/2006 8:06 am

    Quoting  :

Wow, didn't realize that. How can they kick someone out of a public beach or are they not really public?


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