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Opportunism
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Opportunism A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," is the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says happily. A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29." "Nope, I am actually 47." He's starting to feel really good about himself. While standing at the bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age." Since there is no one else around, the man thinks “What the hell?” and lets her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" ”Simple,” the old lady replies. "I was behind you in McDonald's." ~ Patience, Passion, and Pleasure ~  "The older the buck, the stiffer the horn." One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. |
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6/1/2009 6:53 am |
Hahaha!
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That was great, have heard that for women before but not for a man. LMAO Debbie
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too funny! luv it!
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always a pleasure to read what you have written here.. Makes me very wet!!! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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6/1/2009 7:41 pm |
as always...you put a smile on my face!
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6/1/2009 8:08 pm |
Too funny! 
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toooooo funny come here and let me see if i can feel the same thing lol lol
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6/2/2009 10:41 am |
omg holey cow u know what that just really made my stomach hurt
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