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Be Careful What You Wish For
Be Careful What You Wish For There’s a guy who has chronic difficulty getting an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis. "Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure." The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure. "So what's the good news?" he asks. The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?" The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it." So the doctor performs the operation. A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful. Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure. Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop, and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants. "Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "that was impressive! Can you do that again?" Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably. But I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!" ~ Patience, Passion, and Pleasure ~ "The older the buck, the stiffer the horn." One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. |
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3/18/2008 1:21 pm |
omg... too funny? Not all who wander are lost.
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3/18/2008 1:32 pm |
Too bad her face wasn`t the dinner roll... thoughtful, wild, passionate
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3/19/2008 2:02 pm |
Well, you either like or fantasize about anal or you don't. thoughtful, wild, passionate
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3/19/2008 6:54 pm |
Since you asked...I fantasize about a meeting that leads to an intellectual conversation. The conversation leads to me finding out that the brain of a woman is so attractive that I completely forget about sex and want to know more about her than what she's got. After winning her over on intellect alone, she rewards me by letting me get to know her physically. *THAT* is what I fantasize about. I know I'm short. I've noticed that the stick has shrunk by two inches since I've been single for more than a year. It shrinks without use and grows with use. So, I leave my (sometimes) non-intellectual comments around if only to point to my blog. Trust me, I don't rely on my dick for anything. For the most part, it dispenses waste anyway. thoughtful, wild, passionate
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S.. very funny.. Bonerforahole.. Size really doesn't matter. I do agree with S comments. Putting a respectful pic up always helps gets a lady attention. If she really wants to know what you truly have, you can show this off later. V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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3/22/2008 8:24 am |
S.. very funny.. Bonerforahole.. Size really doesn't matter. I do agree with S comments. Putting a respectful pic up always helps gets a lady attention. If she really wants to know what you truly have, you can show this off later. V Norm M thoughtful, wild, passionate
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3/22/2008 11:03 am |
Ha! I had to look that one up. I guess you could call it that. You've taught me a new word, but I'll have to be sure I know what it means before I use it. NM thoughtful, wild, passionate
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I am soooo out of breath lmao omg
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