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Blogs > easylay3x > Screwing and Smiling

The Best Sex  

easylay3x 65M  
1820 posts
2/20/2008 12:57 pm

Last Read:
3/4/2008 5:35 am
The Best Sex

A man and woman meet in a bar. They really hit it off and go back to her place to have wild, passionate sex.

After several rounds, he lies back with a smug look on his face. "I guess that was just about the best sex you’ve ever had," he says.

"What makes you say that?" asks the woman.

"Well, every time we did it, I couldn't help notice how it made your toes curl," he explains.

"Oh," says the woman, "that was just because most men wait to take off my pantyhose first."
~ Patience, Passion, and Pleasure ~

"The older the buck, the stiffer the horn."

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Msboobsy 70F
5972 posts
2/21/2008 6:20 am

 well I guess maybe I should try that so I can get my toes to curl.


easylay3x replies on 2/21/2008 12:21 pm:
I'll bet you can find better ways to get your toes to curl, Boobsy. ~ S

onesweettxcutie 61F
41 posts
2/21/2008 11:27 am

 LOL...that is an oldie, but still funny.


easylay3x replies on 2/21/2008 12:22 pm:
Jokes are like men. The older we get, the better we get. ~ S

rm_museinmiami 56F
34 posts
2/23/2008 4:49 am

 s

as always, you bring a smile to my face


easylay3x replies on 2/23/2008 7:22 am:
J ~ That's my job, sweetie! ~ S

sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
3/4/2008 5:23 am

 Best Sex would be with you.. Hugs and Kisses.. V
Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


easylay3x replies on 3/4/2008 5:35 am:
V ~ We have a date! Kisses and licks! ~ S

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