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Life and Death on the Farm
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Life and Death on the Farm On a farm out in the country lives a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awakes, and while looking out the window onto to the pasture, she sees that the family's only cow is lying dead. The situation looks hopeless to her–how could she possibly continue to feed her family now? In a depressed state, she hangs herself. When the husband awakes to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too begins to see the hopelessness of the situation, and shoots himself in the head. Now the oldest wakes up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decides to go down to the river and drown himself. When he gets to the river, he discovers a mermaid sitting on the bank. She says, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you." The agrees to try, but after four times, he is simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowns him in the river. Next, the second oldest wakes up. After discovering what happened, he too decides to throw himself into the river. The mermaid says to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the tries his best (seven times!), it is not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowns him in the river. The youngest wakes up and sees his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decides that life is a hopeless prospect, and he goes down to the river to throw himself in. And there he also meets the mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row." The young replies, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?" The mermaid is somewhat taken aback. Then he says, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she is reluctantly agreeing to his request, he says, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?" Finally, she says, "Enough! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health." Then the young asks, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?" ~ Patience, Passion, and Pleasure ~  "The older the buck, the stiffer the horn." One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. |
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That is very bad, but funny.  D401
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insatiable little mermaid     []   Seduce my mind and my body
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S - How true this is. Kind of funny, you post things of different topics. I am still working on my book in different chapters. As you are aware, I am working on a FFM camping trip with a live gf.. Making fantasy come alive I guess. Life is too short not too. I am going to bring a couple more members into the story from Senior Sizzle. Can fantasies come true? Yes, I do enjoy reading your stories, no matter what the topic is. Make me proud. V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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