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giggles Women can never be satisfied because no man has a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A guy asks a women, " May I buy you a drink?" "No thanks. Alcohol's bad for my legs." " Oh do they swell??", he asks. " No, they open." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Grandma always said : A clean pussy is like clean chitlins. It looks nasty, feels sloppy and smells funny but a motherfucker will still eat it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?? Boneless chicken ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I had a dream about you last night. You were drowning and before I could jump in and save you, an Angel reminded me that shit floats! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Recipe: Spread legs, squeeze milk jugs, insert firm banana. Mix till well creamed. Cake is done when banana is soft. |
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I don't care who you are! thats funny!
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