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Not how to do doggy style...
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Not how to do doggy style... I'm limping a bit from some doggy style gone wrong. Not the<b> sex position. </font></b>A relative, with whom I was camping this weekend, has an 18 month old Great Dane. At one point he allowed the to race up and down the road between him and his wife, trailing a forty foot leash. The decided to loop around me. I tried to hop over the leash as it closed on my legs but it was cinching up too quickly. The strap slammed into my thigh with the full force of a 137 running flat out. I went airborne like a roped calf. Initially I would have sworn my leg was broken. (I swore other things too.) As I writhed on the ground for a bit, it became apparent that it wasn't a break. I think I just pulled my hamstring. Still limping and in pain particularly when I try to extend my leg and exert pressure, such as applying the brake in the car even four days later. There is an additional down side. |
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I don't think I can do doggy style, the sex position, until it heals up some more.
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7/22/2019 4:47 am |
Mans Best Friend My Butt Eh???
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7/22/2019 5:23 am |
This is too funny.
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Ouch..that will ruin a camping trip quickly..Hope you’re feeling better
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Oh My.. Rest up.....and you ;ll be back in the doggy before you know it. lol ~~
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