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Penis Puns  

Prof10001 63M  
5637 posts
11/29/2017 4:53 am

Last Read:
12/6/2017 4:25 pm

Penis Puns


Did you hear about the guy who had no dick? He just came out of no where.

How the hell do you get "Dick" from "Richard?" Just ask him nicely.

I got a hand job from a blind woman last night. She said, "You've got the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on." I said, "Naaaah, you're pulling my leg."

Prof10001 63M  
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11/29/2017 4:54 am


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
11/29/2017 5:10 am

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JuggsyMalone 34F
3427 posts
11/29/2017 5:16 am

Confucious he say... Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day...

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aman4u1962a 61M
1979 posts
12/5/2017 8:09 pm

Confucious also say man who walk sideways through turnstile at airport going to bangcock.


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