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Persuasive essay on oral sex  

Prof10001 63M
5632 posts
8/30/2017 4:36 am

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8/31/2017 4:19 am
Persuasive essay on oral sex
This has been making the rounds so I imagine many have seen it already, but it tickled my fancy.

In a since deleted tweet, Hannah posted a text exchange between she and her boyfriend ("Man Candy"), in which she said, "I want a persuasive essay with a strong thesis statement written in MLA format on why I should suck your dick. Due by midnight tonight," and he replied, "I'll fucking do it."

And the dude seriously was happy to oblige, as evidenced by the essay he emailed her in response. He must reeeealllly want that blowjob. Nothing like a man with a big…thesis statement.

Prof10001 63M
4094 posts
8/30/2017 4:42 am

 Ya gotta love good academic writing.


Prof10001 63M
4094 posts
8/30/2017 12:35 pm

 The photos of the essay vanished. They should be back now. Please let me know if they are not.


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
8/30/2017 3:37 pm

 I am literally rolling on the floor over this gem.. "knob gobbling" "smoke my penis"
I have to pass this on to others outside this venue. Some of it isn't grammatically right but who cares- he made his point and hopefully she made him
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pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
8/30/2017 3:42 pm

 Shoot it won;t let me copy it
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Prof10001 replies on 8/30/2017 4:48 pm:
Google it. It is reported in tons of places. The essay itself is a graphic which is trickier to share.

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