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Oops! So I was changing this morning after working out a bit. I was balancing on one foot as I untied the other tennis shoe. I started to tip and caught myself on the locker door. It flashed into my head how ridiculous one would feel if as they suavely and seductively were peeling down for a bit of fun, confident in their ability to impress this new partner, they went into a slow motion, arms flaying, wine spilling, butt bruising fall. I can remember one James Bond morphing into Barney Fife(sp) moment that I'd be willing to share. Anyone else? |
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I can't say that I have anything to share but I'd love to hear about Barney.  rc
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My oops- One evening shortly after getting married I was standing at the bathroom sink just having finished shaving. I was wearing pajama bottoms as we were still in the sharing one pair between us mode. (those were the days) The wife was standing just outside the bathroom door watching as I splashed on some aftershave. With a leer on my face I pull out the waist band of the pants and flicked a splash of aftershave down my front. Nothing much happened at first but then a slow burn began to grow where you do not want a slow burn. OMG that hurt. I ripped off the pajama pants and leapt back into the shower dowsing my groin with cold water until the fire faded. This was around 24 years ago. I'm sure my wife will stop laughing soon. Prof
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Maybe an ice cube or two would have helped put the fire out.  rc
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9/6/2008 4:21 pm |
I went bowling with someone I was hoping to impress a long time ago. I was trying not to beat him, as I am very good at it. So I was throwing the ball and trying to keep my ass in a good light and fell.........face first......in the oil and my ass was splattered on the lanes with my legs open and my face cheeks in the oil and my nose twisted! Needless to day I am still red faced over that one! Her_Own
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ha! funny ... ever heard the song business time by flight of the conchords? the guy is trying to get busy with a lady, trips while taking off his pants, but "that's ok, cause I turn it into a sexy dance ..." hehe Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies. For vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra
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11/24/2008 8:09 pm |
I'll add one that was right in the middle of a sexual encounter. Everyone who knows me knows that I love deer hunting. What some don't know is that I used to chase the deer hunters just as hard. I was with one of those sexy deer hunters and we were going at it pretty hard. His comment that he loved my reactions and facial expressions got me going. SO..... I threw back my head as I was riding him and promptly banged my head on the top bunk, damned near knocking myself out!
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Hott- I so want to buck.....hmmm.......does that sound right?
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12/1/2008 10:17 pm |
Hott- I so want to buck.....hmmm.......does that sound right? Done any shopping lately? I've got some time.
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