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Is there a lizard doctor in the house ?  

40Deuce 46M
4634 posts
6/17/2018 4:33 pm

Last Read:
6/18/2018 4:24 pm

Is there a lizard doctor in the house ?


Posting a quote is the 4th most lame thing you can post . So here's my quote ;

"No, There are people all over the world, who have all sorts of problems and afflictions, and diseases. They're deformed, and they're abnormal, and... they're illiterate and ugly. Symphonies don't have any money. Public TV is bust. I can't do anything about it, I can't... you know. There's just one of me, and there's a thousand of them. And rabies wins."

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
6/17/2018 4:34 pm

Second choice was "He's happy because he's insane !"

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mufdiver69er2 63M  
1953 posts
6/17/2018 6:07 pm

so..who was the 1st quote by?

woop woop


40Deuce replies on 6/18/2018 4:25 pm:
Michael Scott , regional manager Dunder Mifflin Scranton

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
6/17/2018 6:41 pm

You could have at least told us what the top three boring things are. Let's see, here's my guess:

Posting song lyrics, especially if it's the whole goddamn song and not just a verse
Recounting your dreams in detail
Posting a bunch of dumb sex-related memes


40Deuce replies on 6/18/2018 4:27 pm:
Posting song lyrics (done it)
Posting about how you don't have anything to post about (done it)
The "goodbye forever cruel blogs !" post (not yet)

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
6/17/2018 6:58 pm

That's a quote worthy of a Geiko commercial

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 6/18/2018 4:28 pm:
Based purely on advertising I have to assume Geico has 97% of the insurance market

vanbumlvr 57M  
392 posts
6/17/2018 8:09 pm

well, at least you went forth.....


40Deuce replies on 6/18/2018 4:28 pm:
Just like at the gang-bang

partygald 41F
1963 posts
6/17/2018 9:24 pm

Yup. Rabies always wins🤷🏻‍♀️


40Deuce replies on 6/18/2018 4:29 pm:
What is that icon ? A vampire ?

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