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It's hard to sleep in when it's full daylight at 6 AM
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It's hard to sleep in when it's full daylight at 6 AM I keep thinking someday I should get new curtains that will block out more light . But as we learned from CCR someday never comes . I've already worked out , got groceries , checked the sex offender registry and set my line up for the live deathclaw fights on Tuesday night at the Crate . What am I supposed to do with the rest of my day ? Let's see what orphaned pictures I have in my folder for things I was going to blog about and forgot .  This is a picture of an Australia model that I got for a post I was going to do about the Ashley Madison hack . But I decided no one would give a shit about that . The story with her is that the dude that executed said hack claimed on twitter that he was married to her which is incorrect because she's not married to anyone and isn't into dudes . If you can't trust the Ashley Madison hacker who can you trust ? I still can't believe that site came from Canada . Canada ! Although I think I did find out one time more people in Canada cheat on their spouses than in the US . Just goes to show , you know , whatever . I got an alert from my identity protection service the other day that my name had come up in court records as being found guilty of a misdemeanor in 1995 . I don't recall ever being arrested let alone convicted of anything - particularly when I was 17 . I called the police department and the clerk of courts and various other places and found out exactly nothing . Not sure how much I should care about that . I think you can be charged with a misdemeanor for speeding if the cop wants to be a jerk about it but the only speeding ticket I ever got was when I was 16 and I was heading to CA with my buddy Sweatshirt . We were driving in Nevada which at the time had a speed limit of "reasonable and proper" during the day but what I didn't know is that at night it was 75 . Although what's the legal definition of night you know ? I wonder how many people in Nevada are on Ashley Madison . Part of what "they" learned after the AM hack is that they had 70,000 bots on that site sending dudes messages . I wonder how Senior Sizzle stacks up in that regard . You don't want there to be a botgap . There's a commercial I keep seeing for some Amazon Echo type thing where an old lady is sad because her family doesn't hang out with her more so they give her an thing where she can say "Alexa call home" and then it will video call them . So I got to thinking what would be a good product for seniors is a chatbot type thing what will masquerade as their family and talk to them . Because realistically when's the last conversation you had with your grandma that couldn't be had by a chatbot ? I've mentioned this several people and they've all been OUTRAGED . I really don't understand why . Why is "the truth" - which in this case is that nobody really wants to hang out with grandma - more important than happiness ? I get that it's horrible that people turn their backs on their family and would rather binge watch season 4 of Grey's Anatomy than talk to their grandma for 12 minutes on the phone but that's the way it is - why is it wrong to mitigate that fact ? I rarely understand where people are coming from . I was talking with my buddy Mathmagician this morning and he's going to start therapy because of his ager and drinking issues and he asked me about my experience with therapy and eventually we turned to the idea of taking "happy pills" and he asked me if I would take them and I said that I would not and he asked me why . And I didn't really have a good reason . He said "Is it because you don't need them ?" but what does that really mean ? No one needs happiness , it's just nice to have you know ? I don't need to watch porn and jerk off but I still do it . Yet I don't need to take Zoloft and I don't do it . What's the difference ? Also it's largely questionable if jerking off makes me happy . Sometimes I wonder if it's just a thing I do . Remember Zoloft the Rock & Roll Destroyer ? I do . They were defeated in the 2006 Mountain Dew Circuit Breakout challenge Halifax - the band , not the city . Maybe I can get a job working for Mountain Dew - selling sugar to fatties seems less evil than most jobs I could get . Looks like all they have in the area is driving a forklift at night . That probably doesn't pay so good . My dreams were destroyed before they began . BTW my company has been looking for a CFO the entire time I've worked there . Really it's a chief actuarial position . If you're interested and you're a lady please send me several nude pictures with your phone number and home address . I was thinking , the people that colonized the US probably didn't fight harpies - but you can't prove that they didn't . 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One time when I was in Vegas and a hooker approached me I told her I got my junk shot off in Iraq and she said "There's other things we can do" . I'll always wonder what she meant . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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i think Alexa itself is an evil invention...Lord knows that's how the government keeps the tab on us...they probably recording what i said when i was planning about the murder...and doncha even touch those mail in order genetic testing....they are probably already collecting DNA that way...and you are even screwed if one of your siblings have already done that...a part of your DNA has already entered into the list...and now they are already start to looking into you... seriously...i know Ashley Madison was all fake...but please tell me...we do not have bots on this site, do we??? or are you the bot they speak of??? or am i??? now, i must go see my grandma...she should be home by now after the church...
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I got excited for half a second about that CFO position - until you said it was really an actuary.    
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