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It would have been soooooooo sweet
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It would have been soooooooo sweet I had this fantastic idea . I was going to post with the title "If you don't want to fall immediately and immutably into love , look away" Then I follow with a line "If you don't want to awaken a desire , look away" And then "If you don't want to be seduced , look away" And then I would post a picture of my balls . And then a paragraph imploring men to cool with the dick pics because today's modern woman is all about the balls . It would have been HILARIOUS . But what I diovered is my wrinkly hairy ballsack isn't that funny , it's just sad . This is something that happens every now and then , I think of this "hilarious" post I want to do that involves a picture of me and then instead I just end up thinking "man I'm gross , but not gross enough to be funny" . It's a bit of a bummer .  I blogged a blog many moons ago wherein I was recounting how Christina Hendricks said that she had a hard time getting roles in Hollywood because of her large breasts . And I was somewhat skeptical , seemed like a convenient excuse . How could having a sweet rack hurt you ? But I have to backtrack because I watched an interview with her the other day . It was 45 minutes and all I could think the entire time was "my god those tits are INSANE" . I'm only moderately immature as far as men goes . So I think I have to agree with her now . She said that casting people often told her "You don't look like the girl next door , you look like a porn star" and I could see that now . I'm not sure what the deal is , why this time it was so entrancing , because I've seen her before obviously - they must tie those puppies down when she's in wardrobe . Or they put special lighting on her or something to diminish her bonkers boobs . Point is it was very distracting . I probably have mentid this before but if you've ever watched Star Trek TNG you've probably noticed that in pretty much every episode it seems like they're introducing a new character and then you never see them again . And that's because the showrunners were MEGA-cheap and didn't want to the writers the very modest fee you get for having a character you created in a show . And now my definitive ranking of minor characters from the office from best to worst ; Hide - His backstory is the BEST , he killed the Yakuza boss ON PURPOSE !!! Mose - Obviously Lonnie - Great character , left the show because his role was so small Nate - Good minion for Dwight Trevor - Dwight had all the good flunkies Rolf - Like I just said . . . Carol - of Michael's most crushing/hilarious moments Isabel - If Dwight had ended up with her the finale would have been just bad instead of terrible Jordan - Like every other female character she had a crush on Jim . I don't get it , I mean he's a goofball . I guess there wasn't a lot to choose from in that office though . Zeke - Another solid Dwight satellite character Nick - I like a character that every is a jerk to for no reason who isn't Toby , he left to be another show that got cancelled pretty much immediately . Whoops . Danny - A weird late series guest star role for Timothy Olyphant , the suplot where he kept trying not to hurt Pam's feelings and they kept after him for the "truth" was well d though Sadiq - I feel like they had plans for this character and then just did nothing , I wonder why Madge - She's a punching bag but an amusing Lucas - I think you're going to get in a lot of trouble if you spank some in an office Ronni - Meh Cathy - She came on for a few episodes and tried to bang Jim , it was lame Brian - Negative a million points , the late series bullshit with Pam and Jim having "issues" was of the worst things about the crummy last season Remember when Kevin was<b> engaged </font></b>? And then they broke it off . What was the point of that ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Speaking of gross, the fake boobs in that picture are way more gross than your balls. I don't even remember any of those characters, and it wasn't that long ago I watched all seasons of the Office. Maybe if I had a picture to look at...   
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I have super photog skills and could make your balls look funny enough for that idea. If ever I'm in Iowa. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I enjoyed Robert California.
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