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What . The . Hell ??? One time there was this guy called Ryback . He was a professional wrestler , not a very good one but hey he was in the WWE for a while so that's more than I ever did . Sidenote by most accounts he's a bit of a jerkass IRL . He (like most of Americans) had a podcast that he did with another wrestler named Pat Buck . He's a pretty good wrestler but he never "made it" he more known (amongst people who know such things) as being a guy who trains guys who become famous . They had some sort of falling out and Pat left to start his OWN podcast . No big deal . But check this shit out , the new co-host of Ryback's podcast ? Phoenix Marie .  You know (probably not) the porn star . A wrestler and a porn actress having a podcast probably doesn't seem that strange to normos - they're both fringe forms of entertainment for flabby delusion losers - but I found this out this morning and I still can't wrap my head around it . This makes about as much sense to me as if Katy Perry and I had a podcast (sidenote would you listen to that ? ) . Ryback in addition to being not a good wrestler in the ring was a notoriously terrible promo (aka talking) and based on what I've heard from most porn stars (generalization I know) I doubt Phoenix Marie is an enthralling raconteur . This podcast sounds like a trainwreck to me . What do they even talk about ? Let's check out the description of their latest "pod" , which BTW is 2 DAMN hours long ! "Let’s go to Disney Land. Movie Day! Cat Attack Prank? The Arnold Soundboard. Remember Pogs? Remember Beanie Babies? Meaningless Powerbombs. Moves are getting whored out so bad in wrestling. Nobody kicks out of the Shell Shock. Once you’re done, you’re done. Buying Followers. Legalize ? What are Phoenix’s 2 favorite words." Exactly as insane as I expected . I don't know if I want to listen to this but I also think I won't be able to resist . I know literally NO ONE else in the entire world cares but this has thrown me for a loop de loop . I tell you this , I'm not one of those guys who has a favorite porn star but on the rare occasion I look for someone specifically it is Phoenix Marie . For two reasons . First she keeps a good patter going - she's got things to say , it's not the usual "oh , oh , oh , fuck , oh , oh , it's so big" shit that drives me insane . And second she's not one of those snooty bigshot porn stars who thinks they're too good to do mildly kinky stuff . She'll peg , she'll be gang banged by transsexuals , she'll get a little weird - but not TOO weird . Sometimes when a person asks another person who's going to have a baby if they "want a boy or a girl" the person will respond with "Oh we don't care as long as it's healthy" . This implies that if the baby isn't healthy they DO care . Otherwise they'd just say they don't care right ? Keep that in mind . I went for my yearly physical the other day and the doctor commented that my two moles on my chest are like "extra nipples" . Which is funny but I didn't care for it since I hate my moles . Now as we all know from The Man With the Golden Gun and Mallrats having a third nipple gives you superpowers so what does a fourth nipple do ? Does it cancel out the super powers ? Or double super powers ? Also now that I'm forty I got to have my prostate checked . I know you can't compare a medical exam to sexy funtime but I'm going to anyway . A finger up the ass during a blowjob ? Approved . A finger WAY up your ass to check around ? Less appealing . I think any idea that I might enjoy pegging has been dispelled . That lubricant they use is pretty slick (pun) though . I wonder if you can get that commercially . Also whenever I'm at the office in that stupid gown I remember it's not for me , it's for the staff . The following are the names of wrestlers ; Austin Aries Taurus Tony The Gemini (two dudes) The Mighty Leo Scorpio Sky Sage Sagittarius And Lucha Libra is a type of wrestling . The point is some people need to finish out the wrestling zodiac . My suggestions for names ; Virgo the Destroyer Jimmy "the Crab" Hammer (I don't think even a heel wants cancer in their name) Captain I Corn Aquarius Jones the King of Atlantis Pirate "Pisces" Ballyhoo   Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Virgo the destroyer...oh that really sounds like me...i think i might use that...lol...by the way, i am a virgo...
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Thanks for the reminder on gowns at the doctor's office. As a non-modest person I've always wondered "what's the point"? It was taken to an additional extreme on my most recent visit when the gyno nurse told me I should put on a gown and then drape a big white cloth over my lap. The drape seemed superfluous since the gown was already covering my lap. I guess it was to make extra sure the gyno nurse didn't have to view my flabby belly - probably looking at her 12th set of lady parts for the day was bad enough.  
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Virgo the destroyer sounds badass. Then again, most names followed by “the destroyer” has the potential to sound badass. Most things.😐 Hospital gowns. I’m pretty sure I was discriminated last year when I had to get a minor operation done. They gave me a gown so short it ended midway up my thigh. So bad enough these hospital gowns are only held together at the back by two sets of strings that tie loosely together, leaving my ass out, they had to give me a Super short one that barely covers the crotch when I sit🤪. It might have even felt sexy, if not for the fact they were gonna out me under and cut open a part of my leg. Ah, good times
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Professional wrestling and porn - 2 things I know nothing about (unless you count what I learn from your blog) so I have nothing pithy to say. Except that I known Lucha Libra wrestlers are called luchadores. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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