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Is Heather Graham famous ?
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Is Heather Graham famous ? I mean I know she's famous because we know who she is , but is she "famous" famous ? Looking through her credits I see a TON of movies I've never heard of . I love Bowfinger personally but I don't think a lot of people have seen that movie . Is Boogie Nights and Austin Powers all she has going for her ? Granted that's more than I have , but if we can't judge celebrities what's the point of this country ? Did you ever see her in Blessed ? Of course you didn't . It's basiy a rip off of Rosemary's Baby , and not a good . BUT check this shit out , the way they put the twin devil babies in her is because they have the devil's DNA . Where did the doctor get the devil's DNA from ? Because that sounds like a much more interesting story . A lot of people think we got Jesus DNA from the Shroud of Turin but that's insane because you can't get DNA from dead cells . We have Jesus's DNA because a dude went back in time to when he was on the cross and collected some of the blood dripping off his foot in a vial and came back with it . Duh . But where did the devil's DNA issue forth from which ? If I know my bible (and I don't) the only times he came to earth were the Adam and Eve gambit and then when Jesus was being tested in the desert . I bet when he was being a serpent in the garden Adam and Eve snaked (ha ! ) of his ales and hid it in a time-proof safe so we could have it in the future . That seems like something that would have happened .  There was a time in my porn-watching career that I was really into celebrity fakes . But I got over it . Partially because most of them aren't very well d . It's harder to paste some's face onto a porn star's body than you think . Remember when I worked at Stacy's Bra and Lingerie Shop ? I do . Boy was I bad at selling bras and lingerie . I happened to be in that part of town the other day and I noticed that now it's Stacy's Bridal . How do you suppose that happened ? Was it a natural progression like lingerie was getting more and more conservative while wedding dresses were getting more and more prurient until day they realized they were basiy the same thing and they could charge more of wedding dresses ? Of course you're not going to buy a lot of wedding dresses so it seems like you would have more volume with the lingerie . And really , why not sell both ? What woman wouldn't want to buy their wedding dress and a sexy teddy at the same time ?  There's a small sub-set of porn out there of women banging in wedding dresses - generally the enario is they're getting it on with the best man or some such . Occasionally with their father in law . Which seems unnecessary to me . The gimmick is the wedding dress why can't she just be banging her husband ? No need to throw in a B plot of her infidelity right ? Too much genre mixing that's the problem with porn these days . People often ask me for relationship advice . And I think the best thing I can do is parrot back to them a quote from the Office ; "I am taking a calculated risk. What's the upside? I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, babies, normalcy, no more self-loathing. Downside... I date Michael ott publicly and collapse in on myself like a dying star." Point is just go for it , worst case enario your life is ruined . And while we're on the subject I've learned recently that a lot of people have gotten the point of the Boy that Cried Wolf incorrect . The point is not "don't lie" the point is "don't tell the same lie" . I've always found it interesting that the Michael ott character garners a lot of sympathy . I kind of understand it because he is very vulnerable and pitiable but that doesn't really change the fact that he's a straight up asshole . You can get a lot of mileage by ing the dumb guy in over his head card but he's not a good person based on his actions . of the more realistic things about that show is that he was the manager though because it does seem to be pretty common that people are promoted to the point of incompetence . It's stated (and demonstrated from time to time) that he's a great salesman and the corporate world seems to assume that if you're good at thing you'll be good at another which is rarely true . The same thing happened to me , I was great at a production job so they made me a team leader which I was terribly at because I have no people skills . This used to really bug me but I've realized that it kind of makes sense to promote some from within because then even if they're terrible (which they are likely to be) at least they know how to do what they did before so you've still got something . If you bring in some who's supposed to be a good manager they're probably going to suck also but they don't know the<b> business </font></b>side . So it's dumb but it makes sense in a way . Anyway , I finally managed to take a good picture of my toys but I really have nothing to do with said picture so I'll put it here .  I guarantee you He-Man is a power bottom . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Also I don't know what a power bottom is Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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It took me all the way to the end to find a celebrity I recognized - which reminds me that I have days where I feel I could be Jabba the Hutt's sister. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Ha! I love that picture of your toys for some reason. Also, on tonight’s episode of Queer Eye, they were working with a 33 year old man child. They found a Lucia mask in his room and put it on and were prancing around fake wrestling.   
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*lucha mask that is. Damn autocorrect!
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