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Wreck the ass , spoil the pussy
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Wreck the ass , spoil the pussy It says that in the bible somewhere . Pretty sure . I try hard not to be one of "those" guys but every now and than I will read a profile that clearly states what the woman is looking for and I am none of those things but I have the strong desire to contact her anyway . I don't , but I want to . Do you remember that episode of Who's the Boss where Alyssa Milano can't catch a football anymore because her tits are coming in so she needs a training bra so Tony Danza buys her one but it's not the fancy one she wanted ? I wrote that episode . I still get a residual check every now and then . My new workplace is big on having 2-3 minute presentations at the beginning of meetings about various corporatespeak BS which is usually accompanied by a picture because they have learned , as I have with this blog , without a picture people can't pay attention .  This is the one they showed the other day about teamwork . And I actually find to be very apt depiction of teamwork in that you have 7 people and only 3 of them are actually contributing anything . The dude in the front with his hand up is clearly terrified of something . The guy behind him is trying his best but he looks like he's about to hurl . The two dudes behind him you can barely see - they represent the people on a team that are never present . On the one guy in the back is clearly contributing nothing - he might even be pulling the raft down . And of course in the entirety carrying a raft on your head really just sums up the corporate experience . Boss "Carry this raft on your head over there ." Employee "Uh , would it make more sense to get in the raft and row it over there ?" Boss "You have a bad attitude !" I have often been quoted as saying that I had seen all the James Bond movies until the Daniel Craig era but that was actually a lie because I hadn't seen Dr. No and Goldfinger . But TLW and I watched Goldfinger this week so now it is true . I have seen all the Bond movies up until gross Daniel Craig . I just decided what should have happened is that Christian Bale should have been Bond and Daniel Craig should have been Batman - that would have been much better . Because then there would be a mask over Craig's ugly mug . Anyway , a lot of the early Bond stuff is pretty bad looking back on it now but Goldfinger is a dang good movie still . I mean the bad guy's plot is pretty stupid , irradiating gold ? But a lot of the bad guy plots are pretty dumb . Maybe I should rank them one day , people love lists . TLW made the observation that the sexy body type was really different back then and I asked her what she meant and she said all the women have "pointy boobs and no ass" so I says to her I say "So if I was a woman in the I'd be set then" . Then we got into an argument about if their boobs were really that pointy or of they wore pointy bras . These are the moments in life that you cherish . I one of the many scenes were Bond was being rapey I mentioned to her that these old Bond movies are kind of hard to watch and she shrugged and said that it's not really a big deal because "Bond knows they want it so it's okay" . Whoa . Stop the presses . I didn't know what to make of that . Remember a while ago when it seemed like there was enough public pressure to change the name of the Washington Redskins and then they came out with a poll that showed that a lot of native Americas didn't really give a shit about it ? And all us white people were like "huh . . . okay ?" and didn't know what to do anymore so everyone just forgot about it ? It was like that . Fun fact the Aston Martin DB5 car from Corgi Toys was the best selling toy that year . Because , you know , James Bond is obviously for . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Interesting picture that is so obviously a Photo Op. because if they were really intending to accomplish something they would carry the boat the way it was designed to be carried. (You know the easy way.) Three people on a side grabbing the handles and picking it up between them. I always found corporate pep rallies so lame and that they generally demonstrated that the bosses hadn't a clue. If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well. 
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You blame porn for men not knowing how to deal with women - I blame Bond. James Bond not Ward Bond. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I blame ward and june cleaver .......
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I still say this guy should be the next James Bond. [image] Or Idris Elba - so difficult to decide. Like the movie execs are going to ask my opinion haha!   
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