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Such is annilhilation
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Such is annilhilation You know what's weird ? Oh you do ? Well , I'm going to write this anyway . Sorry . What's weird is when someone is 10-15 minutes late and they apologize you don't care that they were late . Legitimately , it doesn't bother you that they were late - you're not just letting them off the hook because they apologized . But if they don't say anything you become INCENSED . Maybe that's just me . When you live in the Midwest this is about the time that your curse your ancestors and ask why they would even come to a frozen hellscape such as this . But I had a pretty decent family history so I know why in a few cases at least ; Stole a goose from a nobleman for Christmas diner , fled the country to avoid being hanged Deserted from the army during the War of 1866 , fled country to avoid being shot Rebelled against Denmark , lost , fled country to avoid being hanged Fled country to avoid being drafted during the War of 1870 (aka wanted to avoid getting shot) Abandoned family , wanted to go where relatives couldn't find him for shooting or hanging Two things occur to me looking at my heritage . First , the 1800s was a golden age for executing people . And second my ancestors lived much more interesting and terrifying lives than I do . Or course that just explains why that came to America , there's still no excuse for stopping someplace where it's 20 damn below . "Why don't YOU move instead of blaming your great-great-whatever grandparents ?" Shut up that's why . When I was in college I made a website for all my writing and roleplaying and wrestling junk - it had all the dazzling qualities of a 1998 webpage . After a few years one day amateur porn videos started showing up on there . At first I was like "sweet free porn" because this was back in the days when free porn was a rare and sacred thing . But then I was annoyed because someone was screwing with my website . More and more videos and pictures and other weird things started showing up on there from a biker couple . Back in those days you could put a counter on your website (remember those) and hardly anyone visited the site so I don't know why these people were doing this . Then it turned into a thing where I would delete their stuff and they would delete my stuff and we'd leave threatening messages for one another . It was strange . Finally I gave up on the site but one day on a whim in like 2007 I went back and they were still putting stuff on there , not as often , but they were still active . I have no theory was to what was going on there . I wonder how many fabulous geocities and angelfire sites are still sitting out there - monuments to the wacky days of the late nineties early 2000s . In case you were wondering the lady had a pretty face but she was super<b> skinny </font></b>and had no tits and no ass . The husband/BF/whatever was a big burly dude with a stupid droopy beard who liked to wear sunglasses while banging . Classy . This week's Bond selection is Never Say Never Again . I remember this movie seeming a little odd for some reason when I was a and now I know why - there's a whole deal with this movie . Such as it came out a the same time as Octopussy . There was some kind of legal fight (this happens a lot in the Bond franchise) and it lead to competing Bond movies . NSNA with Sean Connery and Octopussy with Roger Moore . Everyone thought that Never Say Never Again would win because Connery was the original Bond but they were wrong , Octopussy won in a landslide . Probably because it has pussy in the title . So Bond purists (people without GFs) don't consider Never Say Never Again to be a "real" Bond movie . If you buy a boxed set of Bond movies NSNA will never (say never again) be in it . AND it's a remake of Thunderball . So it's a remake of a movie that's less than 20 years old with the same star . What's just weird . But it has one of my favorite Bond lady villains - Fatima Blush . She even manages to make the insane clothing of 1983 look good . And she was going to shoot Bond in the dick . Plus she cray . But in a good way you know ? And a young Kim Basinger is the "Bond girl" and let me tell you something about 1983 Kim Basinger - she is limber as FUCK . She must have been a dancer or something . Also I think they gave her some kind of injection to partially rubberize her bones . She's contorting like a triple jointed sidewinder . Also you can CLEARLY see her nipples through various sheer tops a good half the movie . I never liked Thunderball so I would say this was a marked improvement but it's a very strange movie - the first act is basically just Bond being punked . Then he plays video games with a dude . Then some shit happens on a boat and somehow in the end Bond wins . Bond movies as usually not super strong plotwise but this one is especially shaky . Plus is has the worst Q ever - he's like a cockney asshole . That's not MY Q . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I love that you're 40 years old and still get a charge out of being able to see nipples through someone's shirt. It's that (not so) innocent childlike quality that you have.  
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