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Posting too much To continue my countdown of classic media groin kick quips we come to X-Men 3 - The Last Stand , which was a terrible movie . Wolverine is fighting a unnamed mutant who can regrow his limbs , kicks him in the fun bags and then jests "Grow those back" . Which once again is not an accurate quip . He didn't kick his balls OFF , they were presumably still there . Also presumably he CAN grow them back so what does that even really mean ? Although , like He-Man Wolverine is not known for his quick-wit . Still , I'm starting to wonder if all groin kick quips are inherently unreliable . Also aside from that He-Man one there's a real dearth of pussy kicks . I may have to stretch and use the boob elbowing from Mallrats , which was a great movie . So far on the groin kick squad we have He-Man , Kathy Ireland and Wolverine . Not too shabby . I ate some Doritos the other day for the first time in years . The word Dorito , with the diminutive suffix "ito," implies the existence of larger variety . Consider that for a moment . That's your life getting better . It is my intention to find this (so-far) mythic ur-chip , this "Doro" . In other news here's a personal message to someone who knows who they are . Enjoy all the “credit” you’re getting for your unbelievably “honest” remarks today ! See you in Hell ! I'm going to be starting a new job in a couple weeks and it got me to thinking about the 8 stages of employment . Phase 1 - Fear This is when you either are out of a job or are in a job you hate . You are afraid that no one will ever hire you , and much like with dating people sense your fear and it becomes something of a self fulfilling prophecy . It's like how you only ever want to bang married people - you can only get what you want when you can't have it you know ? Please hire me , please ! Phase 2 - Lies What most people don't realize is that this goes both ways . Everyone knows that they're polishing their turd of a resume into something that looks decent , but what they fail to consider is that the company is doing the same thing . I mean would you apply for a job if it had an honest job description . We need to hire someone so our budget doesn't get cut . We're figure out your job duties later , or maybe we won't , regardless you'll have no chance to succeed because no one will know what success looks like . You will need to come into my office often and watch me stare at spreadsheets and type e-mails - I can't do it if you're not there to watch me . You will need to attend meetings on my behalf that will have no agenda and no one will know who you are or why you're there - also I will be the one to set up the meeting and people will be pissed at you for not knowing what it's about . If you are a woman and you ever come out for drinks you will be groped , but then I'll break down crying and apologize and dump all my relationship issues on you and somehow you'll end feeling bad about it . Then I'll tell everyone what a bitch you are behind your back LOL , what a trip right ? If you are a man and you don't come out for drinks you will be labeled an asshole . Actually I'll call you an asshole behind your back either way . Sorry . Okay pay , sucky benefits , oh also the company is under indictment but keep it under your hat . PS the security guard is a sex offender . PPS I don't actually have funding for this job yet but I will by the time you start , or not . Phase 3 - Excitement Every seems smart , they use big words , you have things to learn - the sky is the fucking limit ! Phase 4 - Enthusiasm A step down from excitement but you're starting to hit your stride , you're in it to win it like Yzerman . Phase 5 - Doubt You begin to notice the cracks . All those smart things people said in the beginning - that was all they had . They used up all their good material in the first week . Your boss calls you by the wrong name , then gets pissed at you about it . Illogical requests are made . Impossible things demanded . You are reprimanded for not participating in a team-building circle jerk . Phase 6 - Disinterest You go there , do some stuff , collect a paycheck , no one cares . Sometimes you forget what day it is . Once in a while you forget who you are . Phase 7 - Loathing You actively hate your company and wish for bad things to happen to them even though intellectually you know that's bad for you also . You resent them for employing you . They resent you for working there . It's like a marriage , neither side really wants to be there but it's easier to just stay together despite all the hatred . Phase 8 - Jubilation You quit . You burn bridges . You are ecstatic . Quickly gives way to Phase One . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Apparently there's a German heavy metal singer called Doro - are Doritos smaller version of her ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Hmm....there has been a few pussy kicks, although for the life of me I can't remember which movies I saw them from, but it's usually downplayed, in the movies, as having no effect at all in a fight. (Of course it'd be in a fight. Would be weird otherwise) So it usually goes like this - said female gets kicked in the groin, both parties stop fighting momentarily to look down at said crotch, look up at each other awkwardly and female who just got pussy kicked fights back and whoops ass. Sad attempt at comedy, really. Also, the seven stages were spot on 👍
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Is Phase 8 already over? If not, enjoy it while it lasts. I'm insanely curious about who honest remarks person is. Damn you and your vagueposting 40.   
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