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Place your brain in a bowl of rice
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Place your brain in a bowl of rice "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." Yesterday my new co-worker accused me of being an emotional terrorist . I don't know what this means so I spent the rest of the day harassing her , humiliating her , demeaning her , and pressuring her into telling me . But she still wouldn't ! Some people you know ? This morning I was mowing the lawn in my Iron Man Shirt , Suicide Squad hat and my Batman boxers and I thought to myself "dude in a month you're going to be 40 - what kind of a man are you ?" And so I says I says "Shut up brain your not the boss of me" and my brain was all like "am absolutely the boss of you" and I go "well shut up anyway or I'll stab you with q-tip brand cotton swab" and that did the trick . Stupid brain , who asked you anyway ? I've been seeing a lot of missing pet posters around my neighborhood lately - there must be some Satanist around . I saw something I had never seen before - a poster for a missing cockatiel . Which man finding a or a cat is hard enough but a bird ? I feel like if your animal is missing and can fly she ain't coming back . I was looking at a listing the day and the house had a pool and seemed pretty nice - which made me suspicious . I've reached the point in my home search where anything I can afford that isn't a pile of garbage seems like a trap . I asked my realtor about it and she explained that in the great state of Iowa having a pool lowers your home value because you can only use it a couple months out of the year and there's all this maintenance involved with closing it and opening back up continuously . The first lady I met on Senior Sizzle - Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now - who I ended up dating for three years had a pool and it was dope as hell . So much nude swimming . We even had pool sex once , which you're not supposed to do because it gets gross pool water in your snizz . Anyway , I was asking the office know-it-all about pools and she said that I should get a salt water pool because it's less maintenance . I asked her how because it anything that seemed like more maintenance and she said "you're buying salt instead of chemical" and I says I says "are you suggesting that salt isn't a chemical ?" Whereupon she rolled her eyes and said "I forgot I was talking to someone SMART" and walked away . So I never got to hear why buying salt is somehow easier than buying chlorine .  Did you know that salt is the primary ingredient in fire extinguishers designed for metal fire ? I didn't . Did you know that they have fire extinguishers for metal fires ? Because I didn't know that either . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Whenever I'm feeling down I like to think about how in a parallel universe I'm a world-renowned saxophonist. Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Whenever I feel down from here on out I'm going to imagine that that's me on the lounge chair. Thanks for that.
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I'm over 60 and I have a Darth Vader sweater and Mr Spock socks. So, yeah, your brain can just shush! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I'd put in a vote for salt water disinfection because I developed an allergy to chlorine after many years of lap swimming. If I swim in a chlorinated pool, within 10 minutes I'm sneezing explosively. Sounds like you'd make quite a bit of use of a pool with a tall privacy fence. Go for it.   
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cheaper with a pool? buy it. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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You could build a sun room around the pool and use it year around. Vive La Difference
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