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THIS  Give it ! There's a fake quote going around from Mookie Wilson that is fantastic ; "When I'm in a slump I comfort myself by saying that if I believe in dinosaurs then somewhere they must be believing in me . And if they can believe in me I can believe in me ." It's from a fake article about the 83 Mets where they all talk about dinosaurs and a lot of people are freaking out because "people are acting like it's real" which is something people say a lot about fake shit on the internet but I would say there may be a couple people that think it's real but most of them just don't care . It's just a funny quote about dinosaurs , who even knows who Mookie Wilson is ? Mookie Wilson stats Batting average .274 Home runs 67 Runs batted in 438 Stolen bases 327 (Mets record) And he batted switch - you know what that means ! Hubba-hubba ! If I've learned one thing from twitter (and I haven't) it's that porn stars LOVE the NFL . Sometimes people link their instragram stuff to twitter and I don't normally mess around with it , but one thing that seems to be clear is that twitter is mostly okay - there's some jerks there , but that's normal . Instagram ? Wall-to-wall assholes . As far as I can tell if you're a woman and you post a picture to Instagram every comment is going to be either about how you should be naked , that you are ugly and/or that you are a slut . I should have made my Senior Sizzle name UglyNakedSlut . Speaking of codenames every now and then I bump into someone who in addition to their username also uses a fake name when they're involved with someone with a site like this . I always think that's kind of silly but I suppose it kind of makes sense . Then again on the other hand after I've been coming to your apartment to bang for 6 months does it really matter if I don't know your actual name ? UNLESS that's a fake apartment that you use for banging hirsute flabby white dudes - in which case well played fake name lady . I read reading up on commercial alligator farming , as one does , and I got distracted by Gustave , as one does , which led me into a deal about the biggest crocodiles recorded . There's substantial evidence that the largest croc ever was shot by Mary Kingsly but the Guinness Book refuses to acknowledge it . They just won't let women have anything will they ?  Apparently one of the issues with alligator farming is that being in captivity makes the gators stressed which raises their body temperature which makes them less able to fight off West Nile which is a real issue in the gator ranching community . But my question is this - how the hell does a mosquito "bite" through alligator skin ? Also why do we say bite when they don't even really have mouths ? We should say<b> penetrate .</font></b> Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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- how the hell does a mosquito "bite" through alligator skin ? Patented 40Deuce unanswerable question.   
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You can't be FatUglySlut ... that's my mild-mannered secret identity when I'm not being the superheroine SuperBJ As for mosquitoes, can't use penetrate cuz that makes them sound sexy. Punctured would be good. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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People really need common sense, they get mad or upset about some minor shit, I think it is this 15 minute of fame shit, things that they need to be upset and mad about they care less,
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it's because women got boobs......men are still pissed about the boobs and where does one buy the taco holder cuz I have a dinosaur driven nephew who would go ape for that? You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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