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Put on your plus sized Wonder Woman costume baby - it's magic time !
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Put on your plus sized Wonder Woman costume baby - it's magic time ! First the answer to yesterday's murder mystery . The BJ Queen was the killer . You see Titty McBoob and the BJ Queen had it set up to scare the boys , they'd take them into the haunted dildo factory and then fake Titty's death . But the BJ Queen who was jealous of Titty going to Princeton realized this would be the perfect chance to get rid of Titty for real . During their exploration , Titty snaked away and set up the grisly scene , smearing herself with cat blood . The BJ Queen made sure the boys didn’t get too close to the “body” while simultaneously making sure that she got a sufficient amount of blood on herself . As soon as she’d tricked the boys into running off , The BJ Queen produced a real knife and stabbed Titty to death . The second scream also came from Titty , and this time she wasn’t acting . In the time it took them to run back upstairs , The BJ Queen had wiped off the fake knife and thrown it out the window . 40 there's no way anyone could have figured that our from the information you gave . That's how murder mysteries work . Also the knife was backwards , DUH !  A long while back I wrote a blog post about sex dolls and I've noticed several posts lately about them , mostly women asking dudes is they would hump one the dudes say "Hell no , I'm a real MAN" and the women saying "you would to you perv" - standard Senior Sizzle , Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now , blog stuff . I responded to one of these posts saying you can get used sex dolls for much cheaper (although still a couple grand) which is both true and funny . But then I thought about it and is fucking a used sex doll really any different from having sex with a real person who's had sex before ? I mean dolls can't get syphilis right ? So better ? It's funny how the brain works , I don't mind a used vagina but I would never want a used sex toy . Oh brain , will you ever learn ? Also is mentioned in my post about sex dolls there are TONS of videos online of dudes humping their dolls . Who are these for ? Straight men who want porn without those pesky women in it ? I came across this the other day , it's not revelatory really , but I like a good quote (like many people who can't think for themselves) and it's a good illustration of the false dilemma that's been created to prop up two party political systems . Also the dude famous for saying it is Keifer Sutherlands grandpa ? This is the story of a place called Mouseland. Mouseland was a place where all the little mice lived and played, were born and died. And they lived much the same as you and I do. They even had a parliament. And every four years they had an election. Used to walk to the polls and cast their ballots. Some of them even got a ride to the polls. And got a ride for the next four years afterwards, too. Just like you and me. And every time on election day all the little mice used to go to the ballot box and they used to elect a government. A government made up of big, fat, black cats. Now if you think it strange that mice should elect a government of cats, look at the history of Canada for the last 90 years and maybe you'll see they weren't any stupider then us. Now I'm not saying anything against the cats. They conducted their government with dignity. They passed good laws - that is, laws that were good for cats. But the laws that were good for cats weren't very good for mice. One of the laws said that mouse holes had to be big enough so a cat could get his paw in. Another law said that mice could only run at certain speeds - so a cat could get his breakfast without too much effort. All the laws were good laws. For cats. But, oh, they were hard on mice. And life was getting harder and harder. And when the mice couldn't put up with it any more, they decided that something had to be done. So they went en masse to the polls. They voted the black cats out. They put in white cats. Now the white cats had put up a terrific campaign. They said, "All Mouseland needs is more vision." They said, "The trouble with Mouseland is the round mouse holes. If you put us in we'll make square mouse holes." And they did. And the square mouse holes were twice as big as the round ones, and now a cat could get both paws in. And life was tougher then ever. And when they couldn't take that anymore, they voted the white cats out and black ones in again. Then they went back to white cats. Then to black cats. They even tried half black and half white cats. And they called that a coalition. They even got one government made up of cats with spots on them: They were cats that tried to make a noise like a mouse but ate like a cat. You see, my friends, the trouble wasn't with the colour of the cat. The trouble was that they were cats. And because they were cats, they naturally looked after cats instead of mice. Presently there came along one little mouse who had an idea. My friends, watch out for the little fellow with an idea. And he said to the other mice, "Look fellows, why do we keep electing a government made up of cats? Why don't we elect a government made up of mice?" "Oh," they said, "he’s a Bolshevik. Lock him up!" So they put him in jail. Also I'm declaring a moratorium on the word random - it's been used too much for too long . Such as a woman yelling at her husband the other day said "You're going to ruin our marriage to hook up with some random skank" . I doubt she was random . I'm pretty sure this skank was chosen , not carefully chosen but still chosen . How could you even hook up with a random skank ? Some sort of skank roulette club ? And why is that important ? If you hook up with a non-random skank is that better ? Why does it need to be mentioned at all even if true ? Oh one last thing , I'm starting a colonial sex cult - who wants in ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Colonial sex cult? That means there's no indoor plumbing, right? Count me out, 40. Sorry. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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If I get to wear one of those cool three corner hats, I'll join!  I'd take that used doll. . I'd use it as a body pillow when sleeping. Better than a big bag like thing...  Your story about Mouseland made just too much sense. 
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Well as usual your post was about so many things. I'll just comment on the used sex dolls portion- Well I would never have googled porn of men having sex with sex dolls, simply because it never occurred to me but now I will have to... You corrupt me. Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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man, they always kill the idea mouse. it sucks have you watched HUMAN.........those sex dolls can go rogue . a colonial sex cult would have witches, right? i'm in if I can be a witch. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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No time to comment, rushing out to buy a tricorn hat...  
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No offense, but your murder mystery was the plot on a Columbo rerun one or two weeks ago. A little rewritten, but the same ending. Don't think we aren't watching... Embrace the suck
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P.S. did you know that the number of posts that shows up under your picture also includes blog comments? So, I don't have 26,000 actual blog posts. That's more like ~1,000.
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Maybe the mice should have elected a dog...  Vive La Difference
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