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When I strip a bed I strip it of its dignity too I saw the world's biggest popcorn ball today so ya'll can suck my dick ! I've mentioned this before but as they say repetition is the mother of success so I'll say it again , I find it weird when people post religious stuff on here . I'm not one of the THOSE IS A SEX SITE people obviously since my blog is as UNsexy as it gets but I do find it weird when people post stuff like that or about their or about serious political stuff . I mean I get it , this is where their sycophants are , but it's still just a bit off to me . "I'm going to look at a bunch of stranger's dicks and then post a bible verse . . . for Jesus ." Obviously if they were the dicks of people you knew that would be completed different . Speaking of repetition here's another "I don't understand people's kinks" monologue . The other day my buddy Cheechio "confessed" to me that being verbally degraded gets him hot . First and most importantly WHY WAS HE TELLING ME THIS ? It made me mad and I wanted to yell at him , but that would only get him horny . But secondly this is another thing I don't get . The only way it makes sense to me is if the person who likes be degraded is the most self esteem ever and it's like a treat for them because it would never legitimately happen - their whole life has been nothing but love and reinforcement their whole lives so it's like a wicked thrill for someone talk down to them , because it's a funny joke because they're so clearly awesome . I feel degraded pretty much 24/7 so clearly that's a fetish that isn't for me . Just like none of them are seemingly . Speaking of I was thinking today (for Jesus) about how I "dated" that freaky freak from Senior Sizzle Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now who was always asking me to tie her up or smack her around or put<b> clamps </font></b>on her nipples or whatnot and I was always saying "no" . And then eventually I thought "I can't say no to everything she wants to do and call this a relationship can I ?" so then I ended up going to a "sex party" with her . That happened . I was thinking about this because when we have sex Matchboobs is CLEARLY bored and I'm not sure if it's because she just doesn't like sex or because she wants to do freaky stuff but isn't comfortable asking . And I'm not sure which is worse . I mean I'm like a sex freak like you people , but I don't think I'd be super de duper happy being with someone who doesn't like it at all but also if she's freaky then that's a whole other bag of dead monkeys to deal with . Either I have to be a wet blanket and say no all the time to do freaky stuff I don't want to do - and being in a relationship is already about doing stuff you don't want to do all the time . Where does it end ? So it got me to thinking , realistically what are the chances of finding someone who's sexually compatible with you and also compatible in other ways ? It seems like those are long odds . I feel like maybe the best you can hope for is someone who's like 70% compatible and then you just have to decide if that's enough or if you're okay being alone . Now sure some people get lucky and find people they're more compatible . And I'm sure the answer is communication , tell he what I like , listen to what she likes , blah , blah , blah , puke . If you're both just compromising all the time what's the point ? Just break up and try someone else - and then break up with them because they put the fork in the spoon slot in the silverware draw AFTER HAVING BEEN REPEATEDLY WARNED . Someone asked me for advice about their marriage the other day and I gave my patented 40Deuce answer "Just get divorced , I don't even understand how you two got together" . I often wonder why anyone would ask me for advice about anything . Have I ever mentioned that I hate basements ? Because I do . Why did people start that ? Who said "You know what I want under my house ? A big pit that will slowly crumble and get water in it all the time and be infested with spiders and mole people" and why did anyone listen to them . When I tell people I'm looking for a house without a basement they 100% of the time say the same thing "what is there's a tornado ?" and I spit right in their dumb round Midwestern faces because you know how many times you or someone you know has hid in your basement and had your house get hit by a tornado and being in the basement saved your life ? ZERO times . I'll grant you it happened 2-3 times in human history but so what ? Screw you and your basement buddy . I was talking to a dude at work the other day from who English is not his native tongue (did you ever see that porn Native Tongues ? It was pretty good but I don't think any of those women were Naïve Americans , there was a lot of anal though) . He really likes Seinfeld and he was talking about it a lot but he kept calling it a movie and I says to him I says "Seinfeld was a TV show not a movie" and he asked what the difference was and I couldn't really tell him . Because you watch movies on your TV . And there's made for TV movies . So what is the difference ? And you can't say length (because girth is more important) because there have been episodes of Game of Thrones and Walking Dead longer than some movies - the remake of Walking Tall was 54 DAMN minutes and that was a "movie" . I feel like this happens semi-often when talking to foreigners . I'll say that B and A are something different but I can't explain why . So how do I know if they're different ? How was it explained to me ? If I can't explain the difference are they really different ? What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater ? For me it was Temple of Doom . Did you know that Senior Sizzle Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now ranks it's members ? I knew there were "top bloggers" but I didn't know we all got ranked just on how AFFy we are . I checked out the top members in IA and I only knew who one of them is , the other's are all out in the boonies , which seems mildly interesting . The one couple that was #2 made sense because it looked like they had a lot of good videos , I mean strap-on cuckolding ? Who wouldn't watch that ? But the #1 AFFer in IA was just some broad . None of them had blogs which I found noteworthy . Maybe they spend all their time on IM and in chat rooms . HA ! Chat rooms , what is this 1997 ? I used to go into chatrooms all the time and lure people into awkward "cybering" but I feel like all people my age did that back then . It was the golden age of being a jerk to old horny dudes . My friends were there too so it wasn't weird . You know what I'm sick of ? People saying that something is natural meaning this somehow makes it good . You know what's natural ? Urinary tract infections ? You want one of those ? You know what else is natural ? Painful stomach bloating . You want some of that ? You know what's natural ? Having the teeth rot out of your head before you're 30 . You want to sign up for that ? No ? Then shut up about it . PS grass fed beef is gross .  PPS - I love you you know . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Temple of Doom? Egads! You are so young! I forget that sometimes. Let's go with The Time Machine. Yes -THE Time Machine. Those Morlocks were darn scary. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I think we all know that no couple can be 100% compatible, to me the interesting question is what percentage is acceptable - I bet opinions on that vary wildly. Like I could see some guys saying, "as long as she has great tits there only needs to be 20% compatibility" (and maybe some women would be the same way about a nice dick, I don't know). The first movie I remember going to see was Help (the Beatles). It was memorable because there was such a long line to get in that it was 10 minutes into the movie when we sat down. After it was over we opted to stay in the theater and watch the beginning and what was kind of a confusing movie to begin with became UTTERLY confusing to a grade schooler.   
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My first movie was The Mole People. When you mentioned that in your post, I thought you might be older. It was in black and white and had people in really silly costumes.
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uncle. I love you man I love this blog i'm addicted You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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I'm not sure what the first movie I saw in the theater was but it might have been "Snow White" or "Bambi" or maybe it was "The Jungle Book". They played those and more at the movie theater when I was a kid in the sixties. I remember seeing "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" at the drive in. Then there was "Doctor Dolittle" and of course "The Love Bug." It seems I remember seeing "Pinochio" at the movie theater back then also. Vive La Difference
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