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Stuck in the middle with no one
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Stuck in the middle with no one Remember that old Hanes (Fruit of the Loom ? ) commercial where they played that song and showed all the thong underwear on a clothesline ? I really hated that commercial . You know what other commercial I didn't like ? That razor one with the women standing with little bushes in front of their pussies . Scandalous !  Fair warning this is going to be a whiny and hypocritical blog post . But 40 , all your posts are whiny and hypocritical . Ah snap , you burned me good ! That's not entirely accurate though , some of them are just nonsensical . I didn't think that Trump getting elected would effect me personally as much as it might suck otherwise , but I was wrong as usual - dead wrong . Because it's effecting my personal relationships . Thursday is game night but there were zero games played because it turned into a 6 hour bitch session about Trump . Which I don't love , but I get it . So we had a "make-up" night Friday , but the same thing happened - no games , hours of how the country is doomed and everyone is screwed . So I was pretty over it . Saturday a friend calls up and wants to hang and I say how I can't really handle any more election talk and she says "I need a break too" so cool , she comes over . And them immediately she starts saying how Trump is going to ruin the world . So after a while I say "I thought we were taking a break from all that" and she says "That's easy for you to say you're not fighting for your life ." At this point I lost my temper a little bit because I've been hearing this from some people about how they're "in the fight of the lives" and things like that - the man hasn't taken office yet , he literally has not done anything yet . Can we at least wait until he actually starts destroying the country before we flip out ? So I said some things , the world "melodramatic" may have been used , it's possible I said something like "what fighting have you ever done for anything in your life ?" and that was the end of that "hang" . Another friend of mine when I said I needed a break from election/Trump talk accused me of being shallow and said that if that's really how I felt they needed to rethink our friendship . Those are the two most extreme examples but things have been tense with a couple people . Because I have a persecution complex I feel like I get in this situation a lot - where I'm not on either side of an issue strongly so everyone on both sides hates me . Such as I'm not a Trump backer so I can't laugh it up and grab pussies with those people , but I also don't think it's the end of the world so I can't commiserate with my friends either . 100 million people didn't vote - where are they ? Come hang out with me . Of course the fact that they didn't vote doesn't mean they aren't on one side or another - people love taking sides . Remember that whole Leno-Conan flap a while back ? A bunch of people took sides on that and when asked most of them didn't even watch either of them . So why did they care ? What really sealed the deal is that Oprah Winfrey - who I think most people would agree is has had more impact on society than any president recently - tweeted that people should give Trump a chance and overwhelmingly the response was "fuck you Oprah !" If Oprah can't reassure people they sure as SHIT ain't gonna listen to me . Anyway , the end result is I've kind of been laying low and not talking to anyone the past few days . And I realized without my friends what do I have ? Yesterday I was sitting on my couch just staring off into space realizing that I had nothing to look forward to . I have no family , my job means nothing to me and I really have no hobbies . Without Ribcage and Porkchop and Squeezebox and Broccoli Rob and the Lesbionic Woman what do I have ? What even am I ? It was kind of a frightening revelation . Because even though I've been friends with several of these people since grade school friendship is a delicate thing - it can just float away on the breeze . As always I took the wrong path - I should have tricked some lady into marrying me , had a couple of I resent and then at least I'd always have someone you know ? At least until I cheated with the babysitter but that wouldn't be for a few more years . So as I do occasionally I thought about taking up a hobby but I'm kind of lame , I don't really like anything . I've had hobbies in the past but I was never into them you know ? So after a few years I've sell or just throw away whatever , stamps , baseball cards , miniatures , collectibles. etc. and people would be "What's wrong you loved that" and I would just kind of shrug and mumble something and trail off because the truth is I didn't really give a shit about it , I was just killing time - which is horrible because life is so very short , but what can you do you know ? I should probably write more , I do like that . Actually what I should do is get WAY into working out , but that seems unlikely . The ironic thing is that since I'm such a pessimist I'm probably getting a little snapshot of what it's like to be my friend and I can't handle it . But then I've always known I would not like me were I someone who met me . Probably I just need to get laid . As long as I'm whining my house payment has gone up 13% in the 5 years I've lived here . Which doesn't seem right because my property value is basically zero . I couldn't get a nickel for this dump . Someone the other day was saying that buying a house is a scam because you never get any equity because you get a home equity loan every few years and I said "well don't get a home equity loan every few years" and they looked at me like I was insane . It wouldn't be a Factory Reject Dildos 3 for $1 blog if I didn't basically say "I'm super smart and everyone else is dumb" at least once . Might as well hit some of the other classics . Complete lie that I think is funny but isn't ; I'm in trouble with the law again because I was selling gluten vaccines which they say is fraud . First of all said "vaccine" was my cock and it was administered through the butthole so if anything I should be accused of hooking . And secondly is it fraud when the thing you're selling a cure to is a fraud itself ? Like I know SOME people have gluten issues right , but generally it's just a fad thing . I liken it to when I got busted for selling leprechaun insurance - is that really fraud ? Mundane story that no one cares about ; Occasionally I order a pizza , usually when my grocery scheduled is upset by weekend plans and instead of going on a different day (the very idea ! ) I just run out of food in the house for a day or two . I got a card in the mail from the pizza place saying "your order did not meet our standards so here's a free pizza" . I certainly didn't complain about anything and I don't remember anything being wrong but I'm a glutton , I'm not going to turn down a free pizza . So I get the free pizza , and then a few days later get a card in the mail from the pizza place saying "your order did not meet our standards so here's a free pizza" . Again , if there was anything wrong I didn't notice it , but hey free pizza . So I get the free pizza and then today another card ! Now I'm starting to wonder is there something wrong with their system ? Is this a scam ? What the heck is going on ? Also if unlimited free pizza can't make me happy what will you know ? That one also has a little bit of paranoia so all the bases are covered except random picture of nude women which doesn't really make sense because I think most of my readers are women . Oh wait , I need to touch on wrestling to complete the cycle . I went to a show recently where I ended up sitting in an area with a bunch of families and some non-wrestling people . And it really effected my ability to enjoy the show . I left at intermission I did . Because a good wrestling show is all about the crowd really as odd as that sounds . Since I've started going to indy shows a lot more in the past few years it's kind of ruined my ability to watch the stuff on TV - the match may be great but when the crowd is sitting there doing nothing it's hard to me to get into it . Which is weird because the WWE can have a crowd of 10,000 people but they seem to shit on everything - so why do they come out to the show ? Whereas an ROH show maybe has 300 people but those people are HOT you know ? Speaking of non-wrestling people I occasionally coerce them into going with a show with me because as per the above being alone is kind of lame and they almost all have the same reaction - they're okay with it for a while but then they find it boring . Like they want them to be doing the super dangerous stuff ALL the time . I suppose a bunch of arm drags and "psychology" is pretty boring when it's not your thing . Kind of like when a boring vanilla person goes to a dungeon party - there's some superficial things they can enjoy but the deeper meaning is lost on them . Once in a while a non-wrestling person will try to get me to go to a local show (god bless them right ? ) and I usually demure because I'm kind of a wrestling snob . Which is a thing . Hmm , I feel like there's one more Factory Reject Dildos 3 for $1 staple I'm missing (other than commenting on that I'm forgetting things to blog about , which I just covered) but I'm done for now . Maybe it will come to me . 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Oh , I remember now - workplace story with a threat of violence ; I was bragging to a co-worker how I have all my Christmas shopping done and she threatened to punch me Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I came to your blog today cuz I wanted to escape all the election talk. Thanks. A. Lot. btw - I need a new dildo but they're kinda expensive. Here's a dollar. [image] Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Things are really polarized right now and this election is probably going to break up a fair number of families and friends. It shouldn't break up YOUR friendships though, it's not that you're polarized, they're off on one end and you're in the middle. As you know, I'm taking the whole thing pretty seriously but I'm willing to limit my kvetching to those who are receptive to hearing it. Hobby: raising red pandas?   
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Being the middleman can be as bad as being the messenger. Vive La Difference
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