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Setting tits on fire for fun and profit
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Setting tits on fire for fun and profit No fun my babe no fun No fun my babe no fun No fun to hang around Feeling that same old way No fun to hang around Freaked out for another day No fun my babe no fun No fun my babe no fun No fun to be around Black Keys "No Fun" I'm often accused of being no fun , which is fair , but it's interested how some people say it . Someone will be like "Hey 40 , we're going to go bash ourselves in the head with hammers , wanna come ?" and when I decline they say "you're no fun !" like they expect that to motivate me to do what they're talking about . "I'll show you m I'm gonna bash myself so hard !" I suppose having a reputation as being fun is important to some people . In retrospect I suppose I should have known that fire play was a thing , I mean what isn't ? But it just makes me more annoyed that people won't get on board with my wasp play idea . I feel that wasps are way cheaper and more safe than all that fire stuff .  Also I came up with a new one - snake play - which is obviously where you let a venomous snake bite you (like a rattler not a super dangerous one like a fer-de-lance) and then take the antivenom . Boys have a reputation as being pryos , and some of them are , but I was never into that (which is ironic since I talk about arson all the time but that's because it's a good way to commit fraud) . Sometimes they use fire in wrestling and I hate it because it seems super dangerous - which is silly I suppose because getting dropped on your head is probably way worse than getting singed a little . I don't really like it when people use fire in performance art either but I suppose its the same thing - probably an acrobat or a gymnast is way more likely to seriously hurt themselves . Fire just ain't my thing sis .  What is my thing is ribs . As you all know I am a VERY sensual man . Given my druthers (give me back my druthers ! ) I would have sex as often as TWICE a week maybe . But I realized today that if for some reason I had to choose either ribs or sex for the rest of my life I would choose ribs without hesitation . Speaking of my insane level of sensuality I am kind of sad that now naked broads walking around in front of me IRL doesn't really do anything for me . I mean I like it but it's like , eh . A new dude started at work who's a baseball coach in this spare time (he claims) and he's often (always) spouting off sports clichés . Unironically ! So to annoy him I've started repurposing them to be about my junk . Such as ; If sucking my dick was easy everyone would do it . Sucking my dick isn't everything , it's the only thing . There's no I in team my there is one in sucking my dick . And so forth . Try it , it's fun ! It makes him so sad I almost thought about stopping . Almost . Those bastards at Mask Maniac screwed me so I'm going to have a mask custom made . Please submit your designs for my stealing of them . Movies often fail to live up to their trailers - partially because they're gotten really good at making trailers and partially because most movies suck . But what rarely happens is a move being a lot better than it's trailer . The accountant is one such movie . When I saw the trailer I was all like "yawn , action movie plot # 77" and in some ways that is what it is , but it was an interest new take I thought . And as a bonus surprise sweet little Anna Kendrick was in it . Granted her role was completely unnecessary and the movie would have been exactly the same (maybe a little better) but shorter without her but it always good to see Little Anna . One time this dude made some crack about nailing Anna Kendrick and I slapped him like a southern Colonel slaps his wife and he was all like "Why'd you do that , you always talk about Anna Kendrick" . Anna Kendrick is an American treasure and you don't fuck treasures you treasure fucking asshole . Plus she's adorable like a little tiger cub is adorable - if you want to have sex with it you're messed up . Anna Kendrick shouldn't be getting pawed bat by some gross man , she should be leading all the in the world in a song request peace and harmony . And not making Pitch Perfect 3 because come on already . I watched a couple episodes of Luther (is that Idris Elba's real accent ? ) which was quite good but it made me wonder , as shows of that type often do , what goes through an actresses mind when she takes the role of "naked woman in box getting tortured" or "partially naked woman being tortured" or "screaming crying naked woman #3" . I assume when your job is acting and you're not a big star you take any gig you can get , but after a lifetime of watching grisly crime dramas I wonder if there's really any point in showing women being hacked to bits over and over again . I guess it's supposed to make us invested in the bad guy getting caught - but the bad guy always gets caught so . . . you know . Speaking of , I like to brag about how I stopped watching the Walking Dead a couple of seasons ago , but after this year's premiere there were a bunch of articles (some in them in the print media ! ) asking if Walking Dead has just become torture porn at this point . Although I would bet it's more of what TV tropes (drink ! ) calls a crapsack world ; A Crapsack World is a horrible setting where the jaded notion of "anything that can go wrong will go horribly wrong" almost always applies, and it corrupts its inhabitants into perpetuating that nastiness against each other. More succinctly, trying to survive in one of these places is gonna suck. Although there are countless ways Crapsack Worlds can be depicted (often with Scenery Gorn), it is usually dark, on the Romantic end on the Romanticism Versus Enlightenment scale, and on the cynical end of the Sliding Scale of Idealism vs. Cynicism, so it will have either Grey and Gray Morality or Black and Gray Morality, if not outright Evil Versus Evil in the worst of cases (beware of Darkness-Induced Audience Apathy if you decide to go this route though). Settings like these are not kind at all to idealists, who usually get traumatized and/or die horribly when their attempts to change the world through idealism meet tragic ends. Heroes in this setting are usually Anti Heroes, and often have at least a bit of the Deadpan Snarker about them. Being good will suck, and if there are genuinely good heroes in this setting, expect them to be Knights In Sour Armor and/or Hurting Heroes—more idealistic heroes such as the Knight in Shining Armor tend to not last long in this kind of setting. Any victories they manage to win over the forces of this world are likely to be Pyrrhic in nature. Villains tend to run the gamut from sympathetic Anti Villains (on any level of the Sliding Scale of Anti-Villains) right down to the most horrific monsters to grace any kind of media. Truly awful villains are especially common in these kinds of settings, both to represent the misery of the setting in general and to give the Anti-Hero someone to whom he can look good in comparison. In truly extreme cases, even the most popular or powerful of these monsters suffer just as badly as everyone else. And Anyone Can Die. Which is definitely what the comic book is . Nothing good EVER happens , of it does something super bad happens right afterwards and you forget about it . When people ask the dude who writes it if Rick is ever going to die he always response "No , he hasn't suffered enough ." In conclusion , The Original Canadian Rescue Bear . Remember that . 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Ribs eh? That's going to make some people feel like chopped liver.  
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Um, yikes! Fire play?? That would scare the crap out of me...
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What about a naked woman walking around behind you? Then your imagination can fill in what ever turns you on cuz you know she's naked back there but you don't really know what she's doing. She could be eating ribs! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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