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Why am I not wearing pettipants right now ?  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
10/11/2016 3:29 pm

Last Read:
10/12/2016 7:10 pm

Why am I not wearing pettipants right now ?

Unlike other types of underwear , pettipants will not ride up . Unlike other types of underwear , pettipants will eliminate hot-weather chafing . So why did people ever stop wearing them ? Why I ask , why ?



Often mock our ancestors as being primitive screwheads , which they were , but they hand the underpants thing figured out . THIS is where we've gone wrong as a society - all of our ills can be traced to ill fitting underwear I bet .

Also is there really a difference between a tanga and a thong ? If so please show me .

I've heard that from a distance , one could mistakenly identify tap pants as a half slip - but what distance ?

The other day I mentioned to someone that I own a kurta and they said they'd like to see me wearing it and the question is , what do you wear under a kurta ? And now I know , pettipants .

You know if I wore my kurta and my skull kimono and one my lucha masks that would be a better "costume" than most of the lame ass stuff adults wear to Halloween parties . People would laugh and ask me "What are you ? " and I would say "a sad lonely man" and then we'd all have a good laugh .

"40 , pettipants are for ladies ."

Well maybe I think your FACE is for ladies !



I suspected that adult film performers probably weren't allowed in the SAG and it turns out I was right . But I can't see any reason under the "rules" why not . They definitely meet all the criteria . I assume the SAG people just don't want them . Which is a real shame because who needs the power of a union to protect them more than porn people ? Lot's of people really , but you know what I mean .

One jokester quipped that porn stars can't get work anymore once they SAG . I elbow dropped him right in the spleen because there's nothing funny about the mistreatment of anorexic gals with big fake titties and annoying voices .

Speaking of , I watched a vid(eo) on this very website the other day which would have be pretty hot except the dude running the camera kept saying "You like getting fucked don't you bitch , say you like , say it !" over and over and over again . Somehow he managed to make something as innocent as two people fucking on camera for my masturbatory pleasure into something<b> creepy . </font></b>Thanks a lot dude .


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superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
10/11/2016 4:57 pm

As a former pettipant wearer, I can tell you that they did ride up, you couldn't wear them under slacks and I stopped wearing them when I stopped caring if you could see through my skirt.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 10/12/2016 7:11 pm:
Thanks for crushing my dreams

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
10/11/2016 7:48 pm

I think kurta + lucha mask would be plenty for a costume, no need for the skull kimono.


40Deuce replies on 10/12/2016 7:11 pm:
I go the extra mile

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