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Happy Batman Day !
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Happy Batman Day ! "Oh , you look nervous . Is it the scars ? You want to know how I got 'em ? Come here . Hey ! Look at me . So I had a wife . She was beautiful , like you . Who tells me I worry too much . Who tells me I ought to smile more . Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks . One day , they carve her face . And we have no money for surgeries . She can't take it . I just want to see her smile again . I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars . So . . . I stick a razor in my mouth and do this . . . to myself . And you know what ? She can't stand the sight of me ! She leaves . Now I see the funny side . Now I'm always smiling !" The Joker  As a way of celebration please post 4-7 nude pictures of yourself wearing a Batman t-shirt . "But 40 , how can I be nude AND wear a shirt ?" Shut up that's how ! Lately the area between my fingers , the finger-crotches if you will , have been very dry and itchy . What the heck is that about ? The other day at work we got to talking about blowjobs , as one does , and if you would give them for a raise . It always surprises me how often women refuse to do anything sexual for monetary gain when they do it all the time for free . I would totes suck a dude off for a 300% raise and guaranteed employment for 25 years . At least I would try . That's the tricky part about these blowjob for a raise deals - if the dude has to blow his load then I'm out because I can't guarantee that . I've never sucked a dick before , I'm probably not going to be any good at it - especially because I'm not into it you know ? I've wondered this for years and very few women will talk about it (hmm maybe I should ask some gay dudes) the first time you blew a dude was it awkward and shitty and he didn't come ? Seems like it would have to be . There's probably some natural blowjob geniuses out there but most people have to fumble their way through it until they get some experience right ? It's not like it's something you can practice .  While we 're on the subject for years I thought I didn't really like blowjobs , but then I found out it was just that I never had a good one . It's weird , everyone (except me) thinks they're good at sex , but there's realistically no chance that's true . How many people are good at anything ever ? Very few let me tell you . Remember that scene in Ghostbusters where Ray dreams about a ghost sucking his cock ? I always forget about it and then am started by it . Also those dudes were smoking constantly in that movie . How much smoking and ghost oral was in the new Ghostbusters ? But I'm<b> getting off </font></b>track the important thing is its Batman Day ! Go out and jump through a skylight and beat up some punks ! Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I'm always floored when you say you didn't get a good blow job for years...it has never seemed to me like guys are all that difficult to please. Although I'll confess to giving a lot of "foreplay" BJ's where I didn't finish the guy because I still wanted to get mine. I suppose those were probably viewed as bad blowjobs by the receivers.  
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Yes - my first BJ was stopped by the guy because my molars get scraping his dick. This resulted in 2 things : 1. I swore I would become super at blowjobs (and I have) 2. I got my pussy eaten for extra time. Win-win for me and mankind! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I think I would rather go round up Bat Girl. Vive La Difference
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