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Story structure in porn is terrible
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Story structure in porn is terrible Especially act III . Act three is a mess in every porn movie I've seen . It annoys me when people say porno instead of porn . I don't know why . I was talking to a trophy wife today who wasn't very good looking . I mean she wasn't ugly but she wasn't no Helen Mirren either you know ? And she said she wasn't a trophy wife because of her looks she was trophy wife because of her humping skills . But that's specifically not a trophy wife right ? Being a trophy is all about looks . She can't be a trophy unless she bangs all the people he wants to impress right ? So what is she then ? A gold digger ? I would say no because a good gold digger doesn't have to be good in bed (or wherever) . I would say a trophy wife is clearly a kind of gold digger but a woman who gets a rich dude because she's super great at conjuring orgasms - what do you call that ? And also , is that even a big deal ? Is it hard to get a guy off ? Doesn't seem like it . As long as his junk works anyway . What I do know is that if you sing along with the song Gold Digger and you don't sing ALL the lyrics no matter who's around BigLala thinks you're a pussy . And I know what you're thinking "40 , the term you're looking for is " but that's not right either I don't think . If I offered her a bunch of money for sex she wouldn't take it so how can she be a ? Moving on . I just finished a book about the movie "biz" and here's some interesting things I learned . I mean what am going to do come up with my own thoughts ? Ha ! A movie that makes 60 million - MAKES not grosses - is not considered to be a success . Consider that for a moment . 60 million American dollars is NOT enough . If you went into your job and said "Hey I just did (whatever you do) and made us 60 million dollars" people would lose their god damn minds . But in Hollywood you make a $60 million picture and they spit in your face and you never work again . I suppose it’s a matter of scale . Such as if you're selling mining equipment and you make a 60 million dollar sale you're a loser because 100 million dollar sales are totally normal . So I guess it’s like that . Most movies make 75 mil , so if you make 60 you blew it . Weird . If you could go to Paramount tomorrow and somehow guarantee that your movie idea would make 50 MILLION dollars they'd tell you to go screw . Super weird . And I know what you’re thinking “40 , I want 50 million dollars , let’s make this picture !” First of all , cool old timey use of “picture” . Secondly the catch is that ONLY Hollywood can make money . Have you heard of the movie Delgo ? It’s the movie that lost the most money ever . People think its Waterworld by WW actually made a ton of money – not sure why people think it didn’t . Anyway you have NOT heard of Delgo , no one has , because it was made outside the “Hollywood establishment” . It was distributed by an independent film company and ergo made no money at the box office – because say what you like about Hollywood’s ability to make quality films they definitely know how to market them (sometimes) . Fun fact the other two worse movies in terms of making money are also animated movies (Delgo was animated) which surprised me – I thought animated movies were gold . I guess WON’T watch anything , they’re only watch what Hollywood bombards them with commercials for . For which ? I don’t know man . I also learned how to act around movie stars 1. Don’t be weird . It makes movie stars uncomfortable when you treat them like you’re a Make-A-Wish . But don’t treat them like they’re normal either – they’re movie stars damn it ! The proper amount of reverence is that you would give to the British Royal family . 2. Agree with everything they say . And not just for show . MAKE yourself believe it . 3. Be familiar with ALL their work – and have something good to say about their movies that tanked . DON’T bring up the movies that tanked , but you need to have a compliment in the holster if they bring it up . 4. Don’t be a chatty Kathy . Mostly listen and nod 5. Don’t ask anything – not even water . People are constantly asking movie stars for stuff – be the one person who doesn’t ask them for anything Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I'm confused (what else is new). Where were you talking to this so-called trophy wife? I guess if she doesn't particularly like her husband and is only lavishing her bedroom skills on him because he's rich, 'goldigger' is probably the best term.   
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I was watching a college stage production of The Crucible when I was in high school. Werner Klemperer aka Col. Klink was one section over and 3 rows back. The kids mobbed him at intermission - except me - he did not seem thrilled. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Fuck..all these "labels" now a days? Who's to know? If people say that they want to be called something, I call them whatever they want to be called. So, if "trophy wife" is what she says she is for fucking well? MMMkay, trophy wife it is. You know, porn, generally speaking does have horrible story structure, plot lines, etc. Except for some..there's some I've watched (Oddly enough they were usually directed and produced by women) that have wonderful plot lines and great sexy shmexy time without all the mess. Happy Wednesday Live life to it's fullest! If you're bored, Read Hugs Gypsy
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She might have been a third or fourth place trophy wife.
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