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Make sure you bring tons of lube for all the anal  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
7/20/2016 6:28 pm

Last Read:
7/21/2016 7:07 pm

Make sure you bring tons of lube for all the anal

This world is a dream . We cling to our toys like but sooner or later we must learn to live without them .

Oh no , this is a sex site ! Everyone get your junk out and start rubbing it together or we're going to be in trouble !

One thing I never get tired of is people expressing what they think the constitution and the (so called) bill of rights says . In particular people like to say their freedom of speech is being denied . Here's how it works , Senior Sizzle is free to censor you in whatever way they want and you're free to not use their product . Boom , end of story , freedom of speech got nothing to do with nothing .

Its like this , you know that weird "guest blogger" thing people do ? Say you did that , and I'm your guest blogger , and I use that opportunity to publish your real name , address , SSN# , PIN , mother's maiden name etc et al and say that I (as you) hereby consent to have every man in the world break into my house and have sex with you even though it may seem like you're not into it - because its a fantasy roleplay thing . Would you leave that up because of freedom of speech . No , of course not , that would be insane .

Double Oh no ! I accidentally got my mental lines crossed and I sent my Senior Sizzle message to the match woman I'm talking to and I sent my match message to the Senior Sizzle woman ! The weird thing is they were both into it ! Match girl was like "yeah , fuck my ass all night lone" and Senior Sizzle girl was like "I'd love to go up to Glendale for a nice meal" . Now I have 19 dates to the prom !

Have you ever talked to someone who was such a douche that you couldn't believe it ? There's a dude at work , and I knew he was douchey , but I talked to him for a while today and honest to god it seemed like he always chose the most douchey thing to say in response to anything . Honestly I wondered if he was doing a bit . A human being can't act like that . It has to be some kind of cover . But for what ?

I don't believe in much of anything (clearly) but one thing I do believe in is that if you decide to do something you should commit to it . I can't stand half-measures . Either do it or don't do it , don't half-ass it . Its like the Bloody-Nine says "When you decided to go , or your chief decides for you , go all the way ."

I had a bunch of stuff I was going to talk about wrestling , but you know what ? Nah . What's the point ? Some day I'll convert this blog to all wrestling , because a blog on a (this is a) sex site ( ! ) is funny enough , but a blog that's only about wrestling on a sex site ? Now that's hilarious .



It's no coincidence that the oldest people are also the angriest . Or maybe it is , what do I know ?


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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
7/20/2016 6:55 pm

I'm glad you've finally figured out a dating strategy. Didn't George Costanza achieve some success from doing everything backwards?


40Deuce replies on 7/20/2016 7:29 pm:
In the short term

wildoats19622 62M
3526 posts
7/23/2016 12:53 am

There is a guy here that blogs about wrestling. He has more or less what passes as normal comments on other peoples blogs, but all of his blogs are WWE results and commentary.

Actually I can't say that that is true. It WAS true the last time I actually looked at his blog which was about 6 or 7 years ago.

Damn it! Now I've got to go look. I'm curious. See what you did!!!!!

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peninsula_ 53M
184 posts
8/25/2021 2:55 pm

I thought it was young people who were angriest, being spoon raised by all those helicopter parents. One thing you never want to do to an old person, never, never, never, never stand on their lawn.

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