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I've always said that George RR Martin is the JK Rowlings of JRR Tolkiens You know what's a great song ? "Where Is My Mind" . If you don't like it that's okay , I still love you . Someone messaged me to say that my profile is bad because it doesn't include my likes and dislikes . Well here you go Efndirty ; Turn-Ons: caverns, romance novels, laughter Turn-Offs: internal bleeding,<b> branding </font></b>Friday was one of my co-workers last days (at work , she wasn't dying - or maybe she was but I didn't know about that) and I actually like her (which is damn rare) and she didn't suck at her job (which is even more rare) so I made her an almond cake with whipped almond frosting . It was delicious . I decorated it with an Iowa State University theme because the only two things I know about her are that she's pro-ISU and she's really into Crossfit . And while the irony of a Crossfit cake did appeal to me that seemed a little too esoteric to represent in cakeform . I suspect a third thing - that she's an extra-large American Girl doll that came to life ala the movie classis Mannequin but I don't KNOW it . Anyway , a lot of people who are pro the University of Iowa felt the need to make asshole comments about this - as people do . One of my least popular blogs was wherein I outlined all the reasons that college athletics in their current form are a true and terrible blight on our nation , but this reminded me that what I find even more annoying is people who take these school rivalries seriously . "What you went to a different school than me ?! BOO ! Fuck you !" I guess they want hundreds of millions of people to all attend one school ? I am so sick of the ISU-Iowa drama that I thought "I wish both schools would burn down" . But it wouldn't matter , people would still find things to be assholes about regarding it . "You administration building burned down like a pussy ! At least our building burned down like a MAN !" So then I realized what I want is not for the schools to burn down , but for the people to burn down . They're the one's that are annoying . So if you attended a school that is rivals with another school and you're way into it please initiate self-immolation procedures now . Thanks .  And you know what kills me the most ? Some of these people who get way into these rivalries didn't even go to college . What kind of lunatic gets all hot and bothered about a university they didn't attend ? What is wrong with these people ? And I know what you're thinking "But 40 , back before you became a bitter shadow of hatred who could find joy in nothing didn't you root for professional sports teams from cities in which you do not now nor ever did live ? Isn't that the same ?" I don't know . Maybe it is . Remember back when I first joined Senior Sizzle and Coy69 invited me to her house to smash and I thought "wow , that was easy !" but it was a trap and her boyfriend was waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies . But he missed/I ducked and he smashed the TV so I grabbed I grabbed a laundry basket full of weed , Mountain Dew and Dove Facial Cream and ran out of there ? I do . I was thinking about that this morning . What do you think their endgame was ? We they going to rob me ? Seems like a lot of effort for what ? Maybe 20 bucks . Were they going to murder me ? Were they going to bind and grape me ? What was the point of that scheme ? I called the cops and they basically said "What do you want us to do about it ?" The lesson is that if you want someone to really get in trouble instead of avoiding their blows and running away you need to let them kick the shit out of you . And even then they'll probably take a deferred judgement .  In summary I would agree that objective considerations of contemporary phenomena compel the conclusion that success or failure in competitive activities exhibits no tendency to be commensurate with innate capacity but that a considerable element of the unpredictable must invariably be taken into account . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Weed, Mountain Dew, and Dove facial cream - I'm guessing you were only able to make use out of one of the three (if that - I'm not a big Mountain Dew fan, myself).  
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So, Nicholas Sparks and I will meet you at Lake Crystal Cave for hot times. Bring your clown nose. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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