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Bad medicine is what you need
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Bad medicine is what you need I admit to being slow on the uptake - real slow , sometimes it takes me years to make a connection . Such as for a long time now I've wondering what the big deal is about MILFs , I didn't get it - if a woman is hot she's hot right ? How does being a mom make her more hot ? It just didn't click for me . Until last night . I was working late , REAL late yo , and there was one other person in the building when I was getting ready to leave and we get to talking and she's all like "you want to get some dinner" and I'm all like "sure" . So we go out and we're talking and she's mentioning how when she was younger she used to be into<b> getting laid </font></b>all the time but as she's gotten older and had now she just wants to masturbate because that's all she has time for - and that's when it hit me , THAT's the appeal of a MILF . You see when you hook up with a non-MILF type person no matter how "cas" it is chances are you're looking at a minimum of 2 hours of listening to how her boss won't get her more responsibility at work , and how her ex was a douche and about her family drama and so on and so forth before you get to the smashing . Who has time for that ? But a MILF has shit to do , she doesn't beat around the bush . She's got to get out the door in the morning , she has a presentation she needs to get ready for , she has to drop off the dry cleaning - there's no time for talkin' only time for the fukin' . Well maybe a little talking , but the point is she's probably already started in the car on the drive over to your place . Its the proverbial wham , bam , thank you ma'am and then she's off racing to get home before she has to pay the babysitter another 26 bucks and you've got an hour to play ARK before you have to get to bed . I get it now  Along that same note decades ago I was watching a stupid gangster spoof movie with my pals and there was a character Jimmy Tightlips and his shtick was he would answer every question with "I ain't sayin' nothin' !" It was funny once then quickly annoying . Anyway one of my pals commented "I wish my girlfriend's nickname was tightlips ! You see , referring to the lips of her pussy . At the time I thought nothing of it , but the other day I realized that this makes no sense . Having tight lips "down there" would make it harder to get "in" you know ? What you'd want to be tight is the . . . you know . . . . inside part ? I'll call it the chunnel . Anyway , that . Now the part where I'm racist . The special census dude (or a clever burglar) came to my house the other night - I feel like I nailed it . Anyway , they ask if you're Hispanic , Latino or Chicano . And then they ask what your race is . If you're Hispanic , Latino or Chicano isn't that your race ? Also if you're Samoan your race is Samoan , but if you're Tongan your race is "other Pacific Islander" what's up with that ? Also it said American Indian instead of Native American , is that cool ? Do you think it annoys people from India to have to identify as Asian Indians ? One of the choices was Chamorro . I don't even know what that means . I asked him how many people lived in my neighbors house because I really have no clue - it could just be the one lady or it could be as many as 14 people . He wouldn't tell me though . And finally , some dude and some lady were arguing and he kept saying "I saved you , I saved you !" and she would insist "I was fine , I didn't need your help !" I have no clue what they were talking about but it made me realize that when I say I "saved" tons of when I was a lifeguard I don't really know that . Maybe they would have drowned , maybe they wouldn't have - we can never know because I intervened . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Just think - your intervention as a lifeguard changed the course of history. I'm fairly certain Star Trek did an episode about that only changed the character to preserve your privacy. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I always thought the appeal of older women is that most of us have already done the marriage/kids thing and so we are not pressing toward that "goal" the way a younger woman might. The whole situation is much less low pressure. But yes, also the fact that we tend to have busy lives and aren't necessarily interested in long periods of hanging out with the man friend. So did anything happen with your coworker? Seems like she may have been hinting? A friend recently spent a few days on the Red Lake reservation for work and according to her the residents don't mind being called American Indians or even just "Indians". That's what they call themselves. And yes, weirdly Hispanic/Latino isn't necessarily a race. You can be white or black or brown and still be Latino.   
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Exactly. A Milf usually does not need validation, commiseration blah blah blah. Come to think of it, I usually am the one secretly looking at my watch wondering how to find the right balance between being a nice person interested in another human being, and just how to be suave and transition to having my way with him LOL
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