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Vegetarian pad Thai ? Fuck you sir
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Vegetarian pad Thai ? Fuck you sir Did you know that Big Trouble In Little China was a commercial failure ? That makes me sad . Also Kim Cattrell was in that movie ? Who knew ? I feel like I never heard of her before Sex in the City but it turns out she was in all kinds of stuff . She was in Star Trek for Grod's sake - how did I miss that ? Apparently the latest Star Trek movie was also a commercial flop . Which is also a bummer because I really liked it . Anyway , the point is that I signed up for GreenChef as part of my continuing slide into being a recluse (not the spider) . I choose the "carnivore" option . And what did I get as one of the meals in my first shipment ? Fucking vegetarian fucking pad Thai . Fucking . There is no curse in Elvish , Entish , or the tongues of Men for this treachery . What kind of monster would eat vegetarian pad Thai ? Not even vegetarians eat vegetarian pad Thai ! And the worst part ? I love pad Thai ! Its delicious ! It would be like if the pope flew down and said "Hey 40 , you can have sex with Kate Upton live on the internet only you won't be able to feel or see anything , and also you'll be kicked in the face by Charles Barkley the whole time ." Stupid pope . Stupid vegetarian pad Thai . And the worst worst part ? The first week is free . So how can I complain ? I didn't even pay for it . Don't you hate what someone starts something new and then that's all they talk about ? Such as , I realized the other day that the standing leg lift is a lot easier (but still hard) when you use the correct hand to grab your foot .  I worked overnight last night to roll out some new useless garbage at work and I found out that the dude who works overnight security got fired from his last job for being on the drugs and is a registered sex offender . Good work security company ! You know what I hate ? Homophones . For many reasons , but mostly because they give rise to 77% of all the lame jokes people make . I feel the world would be a 4% better place if I could smack people when they make such a pun . English is a mongrel gutter language so it makes sense to me that it has tons of homophones but I do wonder - are other languages like that ? Probably they are . Except Esperanto I would hope . But does that even really count ? Probably not . The book I just finished reading indicated that the US had a hand in starting the civil war in Angola after they gained independence from Portugal . So I looked into it and of course all the American literature to on the topic implies the civil war was already happening and the US just did what they always did back in the day - supported a brutal military dictatorship with corporate ties against the evil communists . I wonder which it really was . Speaking of the Americans starts up again soon and I can't wait !  In other news I got a postcard in the mail yesterday from a lady I played D&D with once like 5-7 years ago . She was banging a friend of a friend of a friend at the time . That is the only instance where I ever talked to her . It took me a long time to remember who she was - which is a god damn miracle in and or itself because I have a terrible memory . Anyway , she talked about what a great time she had then and how she wanted to play again someday . First of all , what the fuck ? Second of all how did she find my address ? Third of all who sends a postcard ? Four of all what the fuck ? Alright the interest part of this blog (and I use the term loosely) is over . Now the part were I talk about stupid stuff . As you all know I love professional<b> wrestling . </font></b>Why I don't know . But its something I keep to myself on account of its dumb as hell . Its just one of those things you don't talk about - like the time your aunt fingered the gym teacher in the locker room so you could graduate on time even though you never went to gym class one time through all of high school . Some things you keep to yourself . But one of my co-workers randomly struck up a conversation about<b> wrestling </font></b>the other day . It was weird . I had forgotten what dudes who like<b> wrestling </font></b>are like . Wrestling is basically the most simple form of storytelling there is - you can see everything that's going to happen from a mile away . And I suppose that's why people like it - it requires nothing from you . Everything is spoon-fed right into your chubby little cheeks . I mean this dude was going on and on about things that "shocked" and "surprised" him that were patently obvious to anyone who was paying the least bit of attention . Maybe I should go to Raw when its in town to refamiliarize myself with why I stopped going . That sounds judgment . And it is . That's how I roll .  I was going to talk a bunch about D&D here but I feel I've hurt my cred enough for one day . Vegetarian pad Thai . What the heck ? 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I wonder..... what is the phobic word for someone that hates homophones? Would you be homophobic? (which would also be a homophone) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I've never heard of this GreenChef thing - I think I should see if it's available in my area, since I also have a goal of becoming a total recluse. Right now I'm about to run out of the two main food groups (coffee and milk) and dreading leaving the house to go grocery shopping, seeing as it's winter death conditions today.   
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I've got good news and bad news...which do you want first? OK, first...you could talk all day about D&D (hopefully it will be AD&D, because there is so much more going on...) and your cred would be intact. Second...that piece of information is the good AND bad news. You're welcome! Embrace the suck
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You should probably ease back into the wrestling thing by going to a Ring of Honor event first... homophophobic = fear of homophones homomophophobic = fear of repeating homophones
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>>The question I need to answer is what do I do with the 18 ice packs that come with it ? Seems a shame to throw them away but what do I need with hundreds of ice packs ? and a further question would be, why are ice packs needed when they're shipping in January? I know what you mean, I had the same reaction when I tried out Coborn's for grocery delivery. For one smallish grocery order (because I'm single, after all) I'd end up with multiple giant plastic bins, each one packed differently depending on whether the food was supposed to be frozen, refrigerated, or not needing any particular temperature. It was such a major production to unpack it all that I felt like I might as well have just gone to the grocery store.
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